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[%proto] Master inorder to be a successful technician, one must learn proper english and grammar [@master-] tfu [16:56] <van|go`eagles> btw [16:56] <van|go`eagles> your gf sucks at cs [16:57] <en4cer> lol [16:57] <en4cer> shes better at other things [16:57] <Grifter-> like quake? [16:57] <en4cer> lol [17:05] <thinkmad> christ man [17:05] <thinkmad> i just caught my dad jerking off <{ReNeGaDe}> ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all this? *** banned[sleep] was kicked by Syber (Lotto Mockery. Shut the fuck up You fucking soggy assed cock sucking mother fucking faggot. You're not even impressing your own mother with cunt-flapped shennanigans like that. No mockery, no cockery, no knocking me. BANNED! 15 minutes.) n e r d b 5: DUDE n e r d b 5: shania twain is only 20 years older than me.... i might have a chance one day, since she isnt that much older than me <subnet> anyone got a man nearby? will pay! <Bambz-216> i don't have anything illegal in my house anymore <Bambz-216> EXCEPT FOR THOSE MEXICANS I BOUGHT! <c-rOCK> check this out <c-rOCK> some guy is a fucking retard <splice> wow, irc really loses its luster when you have a girlfriend <splice> be back much later <Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you can't tell from the low-quality pictures <SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you want to save when you save it? :| <enar> just use teleport pro and like have it save only .jpgs over so many kb :/ <DigDug> use teleport pro or wget <SYch0> cuz im saving as a single file <SYch0> im not saving porn! <enar> why would you save a webpage then :/ <Ash> My Amazon package arrived in Baltimore at 9pm last night... but there's no data after that! <wild> ash: where is lk's package? <MadHatter> mind your business wild <MadHatter> I'm already taking care of lk <MadHatter> don't ever mention it again <MadHatter> ever <gb> Ash: where is lk's package? *** gb was kicked by MadHatter (..) *** zaney was kicked by Ash (I know you're not stupid! Don't think you can fool me!) *** Ash sets mode: +b *!*zane@*.cyberverse.com <hypr> hahaahhaha <Ash> [13:35] <zaney> whats the greatest nation in the world? <Ash> [13:36] <Ash> Mexico! <Ash> [13:36] <zaney> uriNATION HAW YOU idiot!@ <Ash> [13:36] <zaney> hahahahhaa <Ash> [13:36] <zaney> thats funny <Ash> [13:36] <zaney> urination is peee btw <Ash> [13:36] <zaney> pee jokes own <zaney> if you have the fucking internet why jizz in the shower? <MadHatter> sjkdfkl;' <Jingoro`> hatters snorting off his keyboard again <Ash> We hardly ever do crack. Sometimes barely once a week. <iln> AlmtyBob: are both of j00r computers hooked up with cox? <Ash> I'm awake! Did somebody say cox? <wild> 8ball is madhatter gay? <Alice1> It says 'Obviously,' wild <AlmtyBob> i HATE MY MOM <AlmtyBob> fucking I'm just sitting here playing oni <AlmtyBob> and she walks in <AlmtyBob> SHE LIVES ACCROSS THE COUNTRY <AlmtyBob> she is NOT ALLOWED to just walk in <AlmtyBob> didn't bother calling saying she'd be home <AlmtyBob> didn't call me from the airport <AlmtyBob> just bam, walks in <AlmtyBob> what if I'd been jerking to hardcore teenage lesbo porn? <hypr> AlmtyBob: dont forget to take da debbe does dallas p0rno out of the vcr <AlmtyBob> actually it's interview with the vibrator <hypr> haha <Lk2k1> Bob has naked pictures of lux in his room. <AlmtyBob> but I stored that away a while ago <AlmtyBob> all my porn is digital <AlmtyBob> oh thanks for reminding me <AlmtyBob> gotta take the flash card out of my digicam <AlmtyBob> lest she get curious <hypr> wtf u made a homemade p0rn? <AlmtyBob> just pics of people I know <AlmtyBob> nonnude <AlmtyBob> time to take out the trash and /clear <polaris> haha... mozilla rocks... I accidently clicked on horse pron on stileproject and it crashed before displaying it <Anagon> IT'S UP! I GOT IT UP! <Anagon> (no, not like that) <MrFalcon> Rattus: it's just random chance that i hit the keyboard in such a way that my responses make sense <Techiii> Q: How do you spell Kuro5hin? <Techbert> What does 'goatse' mean, anyway? |
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