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<[SkiTzO]> i think the dump i just took was alive. <Kacey> if I wsa president, I would change the "In God We Trust"     to "In Goats We Thrust" <DaveMann> i know the millitary has a program that could see ur msg and dcc > you mean the NSA not the military <DaveMann> no the military <DaveMann> what is nsa <DaveMann> dont u mean <DaveMann> nasa <watashi^_> There are 177wks 3days 3mins 44secs until Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson are legal! I can't wait! d:D->=< <aard> i have a dentist appointment tomorrow <aard> for these cavities <joeN> aard is going to get his cavities filled :) <Number-6> bend over; I'll fill your cavity <Number-6> rabid fags wonder why people don't like them. <orff> i'm a rabid faggot and people like me. <orff> mayeb you meant rabbi fags <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9720]: zirconium (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9722]: zoology (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9721]: zoo (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9723]: zoom (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> Apr 16 17:43:34 mankind.boredom.org ftpd[9724]: zooplankton (bogus) LOGIN FAILED [from cv796573-a.hcksvle1.ny.home.com] <wankel> WHOA SHIT <mendel> someone tell that luser that dictionary attacks refer to the PASSWORD part. <wankel> christ, 2000 lines back and he was only in w's :) <wankel> mankind:~ % grep LOGIN FAILED /var/log/messages | wc -l <wankel> 8923 n e r d b 5: what in the hell n e r d b 5: im not a registered staples user n e r d b 5: what do i do? e l i t e m r p: register <sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star? <sparc5> that's what I wana find out <Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth <Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few <eggo> or family business <sparc5> Rehlic: pay??? <thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer <Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star <sparc5> damn <Def|CS> Porn has a neat psychological sidebit...it's like, these people are giving up their dignity so you have something to look at to entertain yourself. It's power :O <kisama> amanda is the opposite of a normal computer user <Amanda`> KISAMA IS THE OPPOSITE OF HETEROSEXUAL <shockf00> anyone know where the fuck i can DL a bot for irc? <shockf00> isnt it like named Poloris or some shit? <Guilty> I often wake up in a cold sweat, in fright that some negro has stolen my moves. Technically, I can go and break the fingers of a sysadmin of any operating system and get the root password. This doesn't make it a localhost of remote attack. -- Artur Grabowski <blazemore> i'm totally kewl, dude. <LkTrout1> hypr is jealous of blazemore's Dell nametag. <hypr> im jealous of lks lack of penile gland <LkTrout1> My bulbourethral glands work just fine. <LkTrout1> nerd <hypr> ahahah <gb> LakeTrout the wannabe doctor <vsync> my hand is banging against the keyboard, seizure-like <tokage> vsync: is your masturbation coordination nerve acting up again?:) <|Chris> how many straight edge kids does it take to drink a six pack? <|Chris> 1, if no one's looking <iln> i haven't stuck anything up my ass before but i've thought about it <iln> she was taking her pants off one time <iln> and her underwear <iln> and i was watching from the back <iln> and i said "damn. you have a nice ass." <iln> then she got on all fours and said "you wanna put it in?" <iln> and thats how i stole kristin doan's anal virginity. <Jingoro`> I dont wana see pictures of brazilian santaclause <Jingoro`> he probably has roms in his sack <Lowridah> I don't like getting 8===========D dcc'd to me <Hatter> I know it's up for me! <Hatter> take it etherman!~ <notgoth> if you steal my sunshine! <Hatter> I SAID etherman * notgoth steals etherman's sunshine :D <EtherMan> :( * EtherMan no sunshine <notgoth> fine, you can have it back :D * EtherMan sunshine! <Hatter> Alright, now that's just gay. <Acero> dude wild are you some kind of flagrant gay <wild> i'm going to titty fuck her on the casket <SWM> The real issue is which candidate will kill more niggers. <SWM> Gore's idea of poisoned chicken wings is pretty good <SWM> But I like Bush's idea of a giant oven disguised as a swap meet. <SWM> Niggers love swap meets. |
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