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<_sho_> Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra? <RichiH> _sho_: that was so bad, it hurt

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(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l? (Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :) (JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-) (Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie (JHawk111420) k, how old are ya? (Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;) (JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like? (Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up? (JHawk111420) both :-D (Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops traffic (JHawk111420) and before your dressed up? (Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello ....

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* eMeow-v2 fiddles with his r00t <Apollo-> Can you fiddle with my r00t too? I like it when people play with my root <eMeow-v2> Apollo-: you want "girlfriend". STFW. <Apollo-> haha <Apollo-> No, if I had a "girlfriend", "wife" would STFW for "unsolvable murder"

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<E-Claire> We're doing a play in drama. <A-C> oh yeah? <E-Claire> Yeah. A play about soviet Russia <E-Claire> Only we're using household animals. We got the idea from Orwell's animal farm. <A-C> Will you have Gerbils? <E-Claire> Nah...he was nazi germany.

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<Doys`> cats r mean <Doys`> they can take ur leg off <^badboy^> lol <Doys`> i got attacked by one the other day <Face> u must know some big cats (or u have small legs)

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<akamagikman> do u no a realy good server other then criten to get pc games <snacky> all you have to do is <snacky> /join #staff <snacky> then say "give me the warez" <snacky> just keep saying "give me the warez" and they'll know you're a serious customer <akamagikman> ok im in <akamagikman> now i just type give me the warez <snacky> remember, be persistant <snacky> yeah -:- SignOff akamagikman: #Ragol (Killed (Tae|biking|quadsux (This isn't a warez channel, you idiot)))

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<Mach17> i haev the firewall up <@Curator> firewall, what kind? <Mach17> redhat 7.2 :o <@Curator> thats a OS you fruitcake <@Curator> not a firewall <Mach17> stfu newb <@Curator> ...

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<Lannen> (>^_(>O.o)> <Lannen> GAY KIRBY!

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<pc> eating + mircing <pc> screams "i'm a fat loser" <lfadk> but we all knew that

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<PickleC> I want to read <PickleC> but I have this disease <PickleC> called <PickleC> L-A-Z-Y <Carly> so you just guess whats on the screen then?