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<mootlife> wtf * mootlife prayers have been answered <mootlife> bus full of hot chicks just came here * mootlife goes outside


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<digitz> I really hate it when girls think it's sexy to stand up and pull there cunt flaps apart and make it look like they have the predator between there legs


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<sjelkjd> stop the room, please, i'd like to get off


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<HailBrak> me: "we should form a company that makes manly china patterns" <HailBrak> my friend: "i agree. i mean, how much success am i supposed to have when all the patterns are called "tender blossom" or some shit? i want one called, like, "Glock" or "Beer and Tits" or "Lets Burn Down Fucking Pier 1"


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* Dr_Dos|KLONE has joined #zeuxworld <Revvy> OH NOS <Dr_Dos|KLONE> How do I kill on esper? <EvilMario> ghost? <Revvy> msg nickserv kill <Dr_Dos|KLONE> I guess. <Zenholder> /quit <nick> <password> <Dr_Dos|KLONE> ok * Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Ping timeout) * Dr_Dos|KLONE has quit IRC (Quit: Dr_Dos censored) <EvilMario> Hahah. <Zenholder> :D <EvilMario> You're the best, sir. * Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld <Zenholder> :P <Zenholder> Did it work? <Dr_Dos> heh <Dr_Dos> Yes <Zenholder> Good * Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by EvilMario))) <Zenholder> :D <EvilMario> Excellent. * Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld <Dr_Dos> That's not right... <EvilMario> You fool. <EvilMario> Mwahah.. I mean.. HIIII


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<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was going to be difficult <zer0man> or if they told me that, I wish i listened


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<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms pretending i was a teenage girl with pictures, and when all the guys would ask me for them I sent em gay porn <DMC[arf]> i look at gay porn while drinking apple juice sometimes <datz510> i have some


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<Sans_Scope> Oh no! How will Macgyver escape this debacle? <+Shaezerus> Duct tape, chewing gum, and an orbital laser (made from duct tape and chewing gum).


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(sean) OMFG (sean) dominos came (sean) and when dominos comes (sean) sean cums (BigRo2k2) ok, and what? (BigRo2k2) ok buddy (BigRo2k2) you are a little too excited for shitty pizza man


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<PhantomSkyfire> I was practicing with crutches and broke my leg.


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