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<[SA]Mastiff> No. You are underage, and should not drink. <[SA]Mastiff> Go back to playing with Legos. <MaryFuckingPoppins> I don't have any Legos =( <Rigel> Fuck you Mastiff, Legos kick ass <Rigel> I set them up as the OPFOR while playing with my Moses Action Figure and army men <Rigel> The Legos lost because moses had the Ark of the Convenant <Rigel> And just like in the Bible it shot lightning and stuff. <Rigel> And then the Army Men put the legos in a concentration camp and that was the end of the Third Reich <Rigel> And THEN Moses beat hitlers face in with the Ten Commandments <Rigel> "Thou Shalt Not Be a Faggotyass Dictator" <Rigel> "Thou Shalt Not Raise the Undead" <Rigel> "Thou Shalt not put foxy agents in skintight leather and give them silenced Sten guns" <Rigel> And then back into the Time Portal he jumped, taking the army men with him! <Rigel> I should film this shit

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<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl <coldacid> now when i piss <coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine <nover> damn that has to suck <coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner bubbles <keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid <coldacid> yes <coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing fresh clothing

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<Midvalley> Kinjin-Zero: mod your rio to add a wireless nic <Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): I could... using wi-fi, nice 54mbit connection <Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): but, it'd be no use with it in the car, and me upstairs <Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): easier to just plug it in on my desk <Midvalley> technology isn't about making our lives "easier" <Midvalley> it's about bragging rights

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[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that [00:15] <Fustard> yeah well [00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis

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<konfuzed> i'm at this lan party... <konfuzed> most of the others are downstairs, drinking. <konfuzed> now they've all got goatse as their background image.

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<Mac> Hi I'm a mac <PC> And I'm a PC <Mac> So what you doing PC? <PC> Upgrading my Graphics card, RAM and Processor. <Mac> Oh.... Ummmm <PC> Don't you just love a good upgrade! <Mac> Well actually, I can't. If you want to upgrade you'll have to buy a new system.......

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<CitizenC> The "P" in "#P-Raves" stands for "get the fuck out of our channel, bitch!"

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<Gunslinger> The current version of Land Warrior had been intended for operational use in 2004. Although it has been much improved over earlier prototypes, the system was deemed unreliable and unlikely to survive the rigors of combat. <Gunslinger> He explained that LW has three basic assemblies, the helmet, the body and the weapons. The helmet assembly has a wireless antenna, a helmet mounted display and a helmet interface assembly. The body assembly has a GPS receiver, a navigation box, a 500-megahertz rugged com- <Gunslinger> puter operating Windows 2000, another smaller computer connected to the other PC and a voice-data communications control set. <Gunslinger> Their RUnning Windows 2K! HAHAHAHAHAHA <Gunslinger> We're so fucked... <Weirdo_God_of_Insanity> aroo? <KaiserPanda> lol!! <Takkie> good lord <Takkie> can you imagine? <Takkie> "Illegal operation" <Gunslinger> "Sir, I can't call in for Air support! Should I Ctrl+Alt+Del?"

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<+Spazz> Oh, man. I feel bad now. <+Spazz> I thought my cat had a scab on its belly. <+Spazz> So I've been picking at it. <+Spazz> Turns out, it's his nipple. X.x

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<Deth> dont drink open soda cans that are a week old <o|ooo|o|> not only was it flat, but it had a layer of dust