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* Dr_Dos|KLONE has joined #zeuxworld <Revvy> OH NOS <Dr_Dos|KLONE> How do I kill on esper? <EvilMario> ghost? <Revvy> msg nickserv kill <Dr_Dos|KLONE> I guess. <Zenholder> /quit <nick> <password> <Dr_Dos|KLONE> ok * Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Ping timeout) * Dr_Dos|KLONE has quit IRC (Quit: Dr_Dos censored) <EvilMario> Hahah. <Zenholder> :D <EvilMario> You're the best, sir. * Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld <Zenholder> :P <Zenholder> Did it work? <Dr_Dos> heh <Dr_Dos> Yes <Zenholder> Good * Dr_Dos has quit IRC (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by EvilMario))) <Zenholder> :D <EvilMario> Excellent. * Dr_Dos has joined #zeuxworld <Dr_Dos> That's not right... <EvilMario> You fool. <EvilMario> Mwahah.. I mean.. HIIII

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<zer0man> i wish someone told me that having a girlfriend was going to be difficult <zer0man> or if they told me that, I wish i listened

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<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms pretending i was a teenage girl with pictures, and when all the guys would ask me for them I sent em gay porn <DMC[arf]> i look at gay porn while drinking apple juice sometimes <datz510> i have some

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<Sans_Scope> Oh no! How will Macgyver escape this debacle? <+Shaezerus> Duct tape, chewing gum, and an orbital laser (made from duct tape and chewing gum).

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(sean) OMFG (sean) dominos came (sean) and when dominos comes (sean) sean cums (BigRo2k2) ok, and what? (BigRo2k2) ok buddy (BigRo2k2) you are a little too excited for shitty pizza man

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<PhantomSkyfire> I was practicing with crutches and broke my leg.

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<[SA]Mastiff> No. You are underage, and should not drink. <[SA]Mastiff> Go back to playing with Legos. <MaryFuckingPoppins> I don't have any Legos =( <Rigel> Fuck you Mastiff, Legos kick ass <Rigel> I set them up as the OPFOR while playing with my Moses Action Figure and army men <Rigel> The Legos lost because moses had the Ark of the Convenant <Rigel> And just like in the Bible it shot lightning and stuff. <Rigel> And then the Army Men put the legos in a concentration camp and that was the end of the Third Reich <Rigel> And THEN Moses beat hitlers face in with the Ten Commandments <Rigel> "Thou Shalt Not Be a Faggotyass Dictator" <Rigel> "Thou Shalt Not Raise the Undead" <Rigel> "Thou Shalt not put foxy agents in skintight leather and give them silenced Sten guns" <Rigel> And then back into the Time Portal he jumped, taking the army men with him! <Rigel> I should film this shit

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<coldacid> someone poured cleaner into the toilet bowl <coldacid> now when i piss <coldacid> i get the smell of cleaner instead of urine <nover> damn that has to suck <coldacid> and the normal pee-bubbles look like cleaner bubbles <keerus> things must be rough for ou coldacid <coldacid> yes <coldacid> next thing you know, i'll be bathed and wearing fresh clothing

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<Midvalley> Kinjin-Zero: mod your rio to add a wireless nic <Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): I could... using wi-fi, nice 54mbit connection <Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): but, it'd be no use with it in the car, and me upstairs <Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): easier to just plug it in on my desk <Midvalley> technology isn't about making our lives "easier" <Midvalley> it's about bragging rights

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[00:15] <iMike> my name is on that [00:15] <Fustard> yeah well [00:15] <Fustard> i wrote your name all over my penis