#571   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadHatter> if you want to meet girls, I'll take you out <Ash> I want nice nerd girls, not coked-up models.

#572   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<thom> CTCP VERSION: DICKS 2.0 OS, 69 K OF FREE ASS SPACE <cstone> ALLOCATING PRICKS <rbw> AHLGUAHGLUHALGUHAGUHAGLUHAG  I SEEM TO BE HAVING A BUFFER OVERFLOW PROBLEM HERE PEOPLE

#573   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EFX> at least I'm not black with a huge penis

#574   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reptile-> My friend and I took a bunch of fucked up CDs <reptile-> and labeled them with various things <reptile-> like <reptile-> "PRE-TEEN SEX" <reptile-> "GAY PORN" <reptile-> "RAPED AND IMPREGNATED TEENS" <reptile-> etc, etc. <reptile-> and like stuck the "PRE-TEEN SEX" one in the window of the kindergarten. <reptile-> and stuck one that said "CHILD SEX" under the bigtoy at primary school <reptile-> I wish I could have seen the reactions from the people that found the CDs. :|

#575   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadHatter> I'm your little butterfly

#576   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wild> go lick some cheesesteak juice off zophars boobs

#577   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cyde> Nocarrier, AOL Called. They said they miss you.

#578   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Keiichi> I hope you eat a dog-shit taco and fucking die. <|Dan|> NOT ZESTY

#579   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Dan|> I don't wanna sound gay or anything.. but.. could I fuck you in the ass?

#580   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[reidman   ) why is there an ad for Windows Media Player on the Apple Quicktime site?? [|Dan|     ) god only knows why [|Dan|     ) and he's laughing

#581   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<saboteur> sometimes i wish i didtn have a penis <saboteur> like when i get a wood standing up <Damien> lol sab <saboteur> and its hard to hide <phase5> same <phase5> or like, when your walking down the street <phase5> and it hangs out the bottom of your pants <phase5> and drags on the ground <saboteur> haha <saboteur> yeah exactly <k> or when you lie down and planes crash into it

#582   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<folly> and anyone who tells you you can is a moron. <folly> (or a windows admin, which amounts to much the same thing)

#583   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Primus> does any1 know how to tell just by looking, what size a RAM chip is?

#584   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[PhantomDeath([email protected])] hey tim, im realy good at Windows NT. Do you think I could be apart of the 2600 network?

#585   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cygnus> oi <cygnus> in windows <cygnus> what it mean <cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it <Sephiroth> means it is shared <Sephiroth> across your network <cygnus> how did you know that <cygnus> i thought it meant itwas heavy <cygnus> or something <cygnus> like <cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it

#586   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Martes> I gotta stop sleeping nude with my window open <Martes> no one exciting comes in anyway

#587   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

uuu join/#unix (Hes^GoT^[email protected]).. <Hes^GoT^LiNuX> I Have Linux Perl Can i Download Gnome???

#588   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rusty> /. has spawned a whole self-sustaining troll subculture <rusty> they're busily trolling the shit out of plastic.com right now

#589   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigDug> looks like microsoft is extending http <DigDug> HTTP 403.9 - Access Forbidden: Too many users are connected <DigDug> Internet Information Services <OxOO> that must be visual http++

#590   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.                 -- Wernher von Braun

#591   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> i'd love to become a hit man <ckx> not because i like killing people <ckx> just for the nice suits <ikkenai> and the bitches

#592   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<c-rOCK> pen hates you <c-rOCK> waffle boy <eggo> pen loves me <eggo> infact i can feel his penis pushing past my anus right now <Guilty> I thought pen was castrated by the Russian government to make him a more efficant soviet hax0r

#593   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A ALIIGATOR

#594   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gb> it's impossible to argue with the ignorint

#595   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<justinfinity> h2odragon, a deja vu is a glitch in the scoop <justinfinity> rusty changed something