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<blitz> i'm allergic to alcohol <blitz> I drink a 12 pack and I break out in hand-cuffs

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<Lurking-Neko-Saist> I hate having Sex with peer, she makes feel so disconnected

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<ZondrZout> You sloppy ASP coders! <Xtreee> ZondrZout, I am @ the stage where I am happy when my code works :) <ZondrZout> My boss is at the stage where he's happy when I work

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<Sic> I seen a story about a guy who took the horse cock up the ass but it was angled so it pushed in all the way, he died from internal bleeding.. There was a whole video. :p <LLora> your ass is designed for poop <LLora> not for horse cock <antek> i wonder what the last thing going through his head was <antek> BESIDES A HORSE'S COCK

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<Brandon17> I used to date a blind girl. Her name was ::... ..:.: .:::. .::.. ....: .:.::

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<Descartes> A wanker is not a racial slur <GORE> it is <GORE> beleive me it is <GORE> to me

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<poste> hey, i am going to yell at this guy tomorrow at work <poste> he is middle eastern...what should i call him? <aNuBiS-> habib <DMC[jise]> call him hairy dirty dirty brown man of death building airplane sex

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<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters for bra sizes? <MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed! <MattV> A- Almost boobs <MattV> B- Barely there <MattV> C- Can't complain! <MattV> D- Damn! <MattV> DD- Double damn! <MattV> E- Enormous! <MattV> F- Fake.

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[ LopeDogg ] u know warren [ LopeDogg ] he always talks about weed affecting him [ LopeDogg ] questioning whether it does or not [ LopeDogg ] then he said he went to muyi tai once [ LopeDogg ] stoned [ LopeDogg ] and took a piss [ LopeDogg ] then as he walked away from the urinal he wanted to flush it [ LopeDogg ] so he pressed his alarm remote [ LopeDogg ] then when it didnt flush he was like what the fuck

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<Amenace> so your a fifteen year old girl that thinks my wife is hot, hang on while i have a wank