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#646   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_TheFlux_> bleem bleem the magical fruit. the more you play the more you reboot


#647   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember. (and me too :D <lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll remember it as consentual


#648   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<doraemon`> one of my best friends sells herself for 150 bucks a trick <doraemon`> she rules


#649   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> 0h shit ash <hypr> yer roommate is offened by women? <hypr> haw he am gay <hypr> j00 have sex wit em? <hypr> ash dat page am mad sl0w <Ash> Yah. <brazemore> hypr was taught defunct english as a child.


#650   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Matataki hhahwhawhawhawhawhawhawhwh <Matataki> whenever i wanna laugh i read 'the emulation dream'


#651   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EFX> does the cum in an australian girls throat go down counter clockwise?


#652   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gussy> Does anyone here know much about exercise? <fs`> is that an emu?


#653   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<c0njurer> Forecast calls for Kickfest likely, with a slight chance of dickt4yt0r <c0njurer> kthx


#654   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Berzerker> i saw this black kid at my community college today with a programming cobol book <Berzerker> hahahah <Berzerker> whats a nigga gunna do with cobol


#655   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** blazemore ([email protected]) has joined #ramen <LkAway1> blazemore: what happened on DBZ today? <HomerJ> they fought some guy


#656   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rob`> <Satanic0> vai toma no cu filha da puta <rob`> _________________________________________ <rob`> I'M GETTING HACKED FROM BRASIL <rob`> HELP ME


#657   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rob`> where does an irish family go for vacation? <rob`> to a different bar


#658   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KidHype> i have pole position emulated in my pants <KidHype> it asks my wife to prepare to qualify <TonyD> how unusual


#659   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BWieRDMaN> which one is the gay euro? <scar-> <-


#660   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<OmniGurt> <Zophar> Someone hacked my site! <OmniGurt> (insert dramatic Wing Commander music here


#661   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EFX> is it strange to peel pieces of skin off your cock? <EFX> am I shedding so my cock will grow bigger?


#662   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Cducharme> My clock be off bigtime <Cducharme> k <Cducharme> fixed <Ash> Same here, but I'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when I scrape up some cash. <Ash> Oh, clock. <Ash> N/m.


#663   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> I think there are more christians than bullets <AlmtyBob> sucks


#664   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LkTruth1> Hmm, I haven't realized until lately that Zophar is using ZD to bitch about his life. <BlackDeTh> "9/14/99 - VGB 4.5 is out, I'm still a virgin."


#665   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NOFX`> once a week someone threatens to take te channel <NOFX`> its getting old <NOFX`> iwish theyd threaten like my anal virginity or something <NOFX`> i mean something im actually scared of losing


#666   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dr_DOS> a typhoon smashed into hong kong <Dr_DOS> wiping out 1.5% of their pirated goods <Dr_DOS> a total profit of $300,000 for US companies alone


#667   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* [obi-wan] is away, jedi meditation (sleep) [log:OFF] [page:OFF] <blazemore> i wonder when n0m is gonna come down from his starwars trip * [obi-wan] waves his hand in front of blazemore "i am not on a starwars trip"


#668   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> if i were canadian, i'd build a log cabin and then kill myself.


#669   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dipstick`> women exist? <Dipstick`> well.. i've seen drawings <Dipstick`> and my mother CLAIMS to be a women <Dipstick`> i don't believe it though.... she doesn't look anything like the drawings


#670   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Drakh> damn..my room smells like semen and popcorn <Angelo_> i didn't know you could get semen as popcorn flavoring


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