#696   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cactor> I'm gonna put some oragel on my dick and stick it in some bitches mouth <|Chris> what are you gonna do when she bites your dick off <|Chris> cause she can't feel her mouth <cactor> uh I dunno <cactor> smack her probably

#697   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do? e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky

#698   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ck> i'd fuck anything <ck> except a fat chick <ck> some things, even i won't do

#699   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> i used to drink <ckx> now i just inject it straight into my arm <ckx> i think i'm in the upper epsilion of alcoholism

#700   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> See that kid should have AWPed bush through the house, with a wall cheat

#701   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<reptile-> black is pry my favorite color for clothing. =/ <MadHatter> are you still fat

#702   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lele> hypr is something of a "tragic" funny

#703   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(|Chris) i've blown enough snot out of my nose today to make a fucking bukkake film

#704   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<XAlien88> you can always tell when packet kiddies run a shell provider

#705   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Inoshiro> If I had a reason to be gay, besides Torvalds, it'd be me

#706   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<livewire> I would like to put those fuckers who are protesting bonsaikitten.com in glass bottles

#707   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Guilty) I like my women the way I like my tomatos, big round buldging and red

#708   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<QuoteSick> >:) <QuoteSick> {:-) <zantispam> :-{ <zantispam> ^^^ moustache <zantispam> :-{> <zantispam> ^^^ goatee <acestus> {:-) ? <acestus> Toupee? <DigDug> >8) <finkployd> :(-<(&)    - not happy having a tapeworm

#709   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Chris> yeah weather bug is bloatware and has a lame gui with banner ads <Guilty> It's the AOL of weather reporting <|Chris> actually guilty, i think aol has it's own weather reporting <|Chris> aol time warner can probably make their own fucking weather <|Chris> bastards

#710   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda___> hhahaha, peng <Amanda___> You're perfected THE ART OF CALLING PEOPLE FAT <c-rOCK> indeed.

#711   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SysErr0r> i'm gonna eat a box of chocolate covered strawberries then jerk off <SysErr0r> hows THAT for romance <hypr> only romance if you are going to caress your penis with the strawberries

#712   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Fee^) i try to help...it's only a 28.8 , so pack a lunch

#713   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(FishBulb) i exposed my lie once, then |w|dcc made an .avi (|W|DCC) #6 101x (680kb): avi of a 2' dick

#714   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(PhAmInE) Easter is canceled this year. They've found the body.

#715   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(jesdynf) I want an emulator that, every time you try to load a game, there's a 6% chance it pops up a dialog that says "It's not loading! Tap the A button to blow the dust out."

#716   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Amakusa) ALF and Catwoman snuff porn crossover (Amakusa) I'm afraid that when I make stuff up like that, it really exists out there somewhere ;(

#717   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Atarax) I think I ogle 14 year old girls just to see the looks on their parents faces

#718   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector? (Atarax) Mutiny: yeah (Mutiny) Atarax: why? (Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers. (Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you? (Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either (Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave (Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive"

#719   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs" * Mutiny runs and washes his eyes out with bleach

#720   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(@Asimov) bah, i've got a life (@Asimov) i just dont let it interfere with my irc :)