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< _Maber_> "Hi, my name is perl. Feed me an orange peel and some moldy bread, and I'll construct a 747 out of post-it notes."

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<Mr_Rabies> Spyware is Jewish <'Wraith> I take offense to that <Mr_Rabies> well spyware doesnt eat beef <SKnight> technically, spyware doesnt believe in Jesus either :

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[jbroome] mandrake 10.1 Community is available for download for the common folk now. [ jbroome] 'careful though, it's French [ admiralfrijole] damn frenchies [ jbroome] in installed SuSE on my network and the mandrake box surrendered [ admiralfrijole] sheesh...terrible [ jbroome] are you shitting me? That's comedy gold right there [ fatstrat] ROFL!!!!!!! love it!

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Steve: so, why don't you just have anal sex with your ex? Felix: I... can't afford that much lube? Felix: I don't like making girls cry? Felix: I don't like washing bloody sheets? Felix: I couldn't deal with someone shitting on my dick. Steve: well, technically.. Steve: they're not shitting your dick, you're dicking their shit.

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<imanz> sorry about my server il get it up * absynthe wonders where she's heard THAT before...

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<SMW> howdy Ian <SMW> how you doin tonight? <Ian_Sharpe> same as always <Ian_Sharpe> still smoking <Ian_Sharpe> drinking too <Protector> Seems you have something against internal organs that begin with the letter "L"

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<Anla_Shok> hmm, i guess i just prefer a landrover to a marriage <Anla_Shok> unless the marriage comes with a landrover <Anla_Shok> then i would have to rethink

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[kisama_] and no, amanda, my favorite monoply symbol is the cannon [Amanda_] Because it symbolizes all the high powered ass pounding you do?

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<SnowBlind> We need to get that professor who mutated Oranges to have THC, so that Bacon has THC. <^goat^> mmmmm potbacon <SnowBlind> GET HIGH WHILE YOU FRY! <LynchHung> lol <SnowBlind> We'll call it JAMAICAN BACON! <Gazoo> Oranges have THC?

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<Magus> U.S. forces may release "e-bomb" on Iraqis. Massive rave expected to ensue