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Steve: so, why don't you just have anal sex with your ex? Felix: I... can't afford that much lube? Felix: I don't like making girls cry? Felix: I don't like washing bloody sheets? Felix: I couldn't deal with someone shitting on my dick. Steve: well, technically.. Steve: they're not shitting your dick, you're dicking their shit. |
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