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<The-Jim> Next time I fly British Airways I'm gonna steal the little knife, fork and spoon, they're like 2/3rd the size of normal ones, gonna keep them in my bag. <xace> do it <xace> then when people try to make you use a spork <xace> be like <xace> FUCK YOU I HAVE MINI FORK, KNIFE, AND SPOON

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<Kortney> Actually, Linux users and atheists have a lot in common. At least, in my mind. There's no higher power (or help desk) to appeal to when stuff goes south, you've analyzed every component of the universe (because you compiled it), and you're fiercely evangelical while bashing evangelicals. :)

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<Papa_Wa> Anyone else struggling to login? <Udungoof> i'm struggling most of the time <Udungoof> not necessarily with loginservers though <Udongoof> life mostly

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<Ich> Why are you hosting on port 666? <Texasdex> just for the hell of it

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<tertyl> and i've bent a spoon with the power of my mind...though when the drugs wore off..it was back to normal...

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<Lum_> From tomorrow through Labor Day, a U.S. holiday celebrated on September 3, jeans are fine for all non-customer situations, any day of the week. <Loafman> Now, is that black jeans or all colors? <Lum_> all colors <Xeen> I say we push this as far as it will go. <Lum_> I got some with no crotch <Soulflame> ... <Lum_> I'll wear those tomorrow <Xeen> Ok, so not quite as far as it will go.

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<BRAVESTAR> AOL HACKED ME NOW I CANT USE LOWER CASE <BRAVESTAR> THIS WILL FUCK MY UNIX SHIT UP <BRAVESTAR> -bash-2.05b$ LS <BRAVESTAR> -bash: LS: command not found <BRAVESTAR> FUCK

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<TFH> I'm going to start a band called Dial Up, and we are only going to play slow songs.

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* spacely sets mode: +o splurge <splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs <splurge> [sigh] <splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass! <splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom won't find them) <spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so shitty <splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong? rectal storage doesnt make weed "good shit"?

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<headly> Sex is like air: Its not important unless your not getting any.