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#771   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(s|urpee) haha yuh me hakz0r the university gibson (s|urpee) one day (s|urpee) I was like hakz0ring it and stuff (s|urpee) and I was like emailing support@cc and shit (s|urpee) and then he emailed me back and told me to notify the lab guy that the comp next to me needed rebooting


#772   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Argent-) okay- I have like 20 windows open and my disk is swapping like a hot couple during the 60's


#773   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Bas> folks, when people say "power train", do they mean "automatic transmission"?


#774   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(wundr) gizm... why do you never use the same nick for more than 25 minutes? (scolnick) i got tired of 'gizm' (scolnick) at first i thought it was dope, just due to the fact that tht i liked the letters (scolnick) g-i-z-m (scolnick) but then it got old to me (scolnick) so for now you can just call me lewis


#775   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Gandalf_> if i were mexican i'd have something witty and funny to say...


#776   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(MoLaUstEr) They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.


#777   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chis> Away message on AIM: I am away from my computer right now. ( I final gotten my cable modem!!)


#778   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> linux gives good blow jobs <MadHatter> I thought your moms name was nancy?


#779   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tokage> ha ha 'geek' weddings - "Do you, GandalfGreyhame, take cyndrekit to be your lawfully wedded wife in uptime and down, for low processing power and high, till someone unplugs the power cord


#780   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

uiu BitchX: Join to #discotheque was synched in 2.229 secs!! <digdug> why so few people? :/ <bocz> i wuz hungry


#781   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(nexxai) looking at porn with your dad's girlfriend in the room is weird


#782   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* r0bt3k looks at his 100 megs of mp3s <r0bt3k> hehehe * r0bt3k then looks at his 5 gigs of porn <r0bt3k> hahahah


#783   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** bongboy is now known as hurstdogs-mom <hurstdog> don't make me kill you <pb> hurstdog: you'd kill your own mother???


#784   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D1> omg <D1> christians are knocking at my door <D1> and they're armed with the holy bible


#785   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda> OKAY. MCDONALD'S, TACO BELL, OR "OTHER"?


#786   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orion`-`-> what the fuck <orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid <orion`-`-> brbrb


#787   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<acestus> Maarken: Bah, briefs-wearer. <acestus> You might as well run EMACS.


#788   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> Pen your quote db doesnt get updated enough anymore <Guilty> You should just set up an elaborate #discotheque logging system and grep "guilty" >> quotes.db <Guilty> Then it would always be fresh


#789   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(frOsty-) s|urpee: holy shit, i just stopped caring about this thread of conversation


#790   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(idea) i just spent 10 mins troubleshooting my cdr because it said that my blank cd "was not ready (idea) turns out i accidently put in one of those clear cd things at the bottom of the cake box


#791   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(R0y-HR) i just mauled my cat and got static shock from her ear


#792   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadHatter> I'm getting pretty sick of black and white <MadHatter> there's just too much to manage <MadHatter> it's probably a really good game for people who don't already have jobs <blazemore> maybe i should play then


#793   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<thinkmad> vvhat is pengs real name <timmo> chris <timmo> is your w broken? <thinkmad> no


#794   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<homerj> damn <homerj> it's hotter then the devil's dick in a pair of heated speedos here


#795   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(kellai) fr0g is cuddly (kellai) except for when he tried to light me on fire


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