#821   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SYch0> heh * SYch0 has a great family <SYch0> :D <Ash> Because they indulge you. <Ash> But if they keep doing that, you'll grow up fat and arrogant! <Ash> Oh, wait.... :(

#822   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[D1] wait, vinyl players are called turntables too?

#823   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> "Disabling this device will cause it to stop functioning. Is this what you want?" <BlackDeth> hah <BlackDeth> stupid

#824   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadHatter> I did a search for "madhatter efnet" on google and the first thing I see is: <MadHatter> <MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving <MadHatter> that's great

#825   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aard> blackrose: you're so goth, you shit bats.

#826   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AirMonk> I'm still looking for a girl that can get aroused by the sound of a hard drive spinning down

#827   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Azzy> "Don't touch me there, yer not my father".....

#828   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Synthrev> Ramen...coke is for pussies <th0m> no, that's *cock*

#829   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<th0m> i hate clicking on ad banners <th0m> because i hear a little like clink of a coin going into an asshole's bank account

#830   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Mutiny) I'm talking to my mom online and she just said "i could use a good vibrator. i know you dont want to hear that but a woman has needs"

#831   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Chris> that geek issues logo looks like you're advertising a soft rock radio station

#832   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Viscant> hey, i learned a lot from loveline <Viscant> if a chick has thin white worms coming out of the tang, don't go down there <Viscant> thanks dr. drew! <ceddar> thin white worms means everything is a-ok <ise> ew thin white worms? <ise> WTF are those <ruin-> im wondering the sameeeeeee thing... <ceddar> my policy is if the girl has anything coming out, thin white worms, little black worms, tigers, bears, anything coming out from there, im dropping her off back at her house <Viscant> oh yeah. and the one about the guy who only wanted to go down on his girl during "that time of the month" <Dasrik> the one that i wished i could just reach across the phone and bitchslap <Dasrik> like <Dasrik> "i just sucked a guy off, and i swallowed. can i get pregnant?"

#833   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<maff> 84 of 127 emails... <|Chris> god damn <|Chris> aren't you popular <maff> spamular

#834   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DeadPan> i would've challenged knights to fight in a 4 foot body of water <DeadPan> then just tried to push em over <DeadPan> and laugh as they drown <th15> theyd call you a wuss :) <DeadPan> so i'd be alive and they wouldnt :)

#835   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(snowburnt) teengirl: if you had pre in front of teen i would soooo talk to you

#836   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(konartist) How do you know when you're REALLY ugly? (konartist) Dogs hump your leg with their eyes closed.

#837   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

loofaspunge: for(int food = 0; food < worldhunger; food++)                worldhunger--;

#838   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Loser> i just got an idea <Loser> i bet noone's done this before <Loser> get like 100 guys to come into a bottle <Loser> and then pay a chick to drink it <AlmtyBob> Loser: um, that's what bukkake is all about <ryo-ohki> I have videos to prove it. <ryo-ohki> We're talking like a fucking clear saucer FULL of spooge <ryo-ohki> Like, she could pour some cereal on it and still not have enough cereal to finish the jizz off.

#839   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(jayo) heh, apparently when i was 4 my dad took me to the pool, i saw a black guy and said "hey dad.. its michael jackson"

#840   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gecko^> shit my firewall is flashing like a niggers eyes on foodstamp day

#841   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<yaragn> ever seen that movie? The Matrix? <yaragn> with those green lines of flying text? <yaragn> *THAT'S* Perl

#842   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Sug*******i8: Darn it, I wanted to nuke some pizza but someone's using the micro-wave... loofaspunge: just rub each slice one at a time really fast...

#843   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(notME) i have a 6 week old kitten (notME) and my 2 year old cat raped him (notME) shoved his feline penis in his bum (notME) i watched it (notME) i wasn't going to spank him (notME) d00d no (notME) i turned around (notME) and he's balls are smacking my kitten in the ass (notME) i didn't want to spank him (notME) cuz it'd only get him off faster

#844   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<chick> sparks makes me heppy :) <chick> I mean HEMPY :p

#845   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(SpAc3d-) T@$#@R!@##!I!#!#P!#!# (SpAc3d-) if you were tripping it would show up really clearly :P