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Nail: my chemistry teacher has bad grammar Traceur: how so Nail: princiPAL laws of quantum numbers Traceur: he put principle? Nail: no Nail: put principal Traceur: do yuo know the difference between those two wordS? Nail: yeah, principal is like the school administrator Nail: because he's your pal Traceur: 'principal' also means 'main' Traceur: a 'principle' is a concept Traceur: your principal failure comes from not understanding the principles of grammar. Nail: fuck you.

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<Hybridfusion> i found out last week that if you see a big black man who works for BFI (garbage truck / pickup company) <Hybridfusion> dont ask him if BFI stands for "big fucking idiot" <Volte> did he say "why as a matter of fact it does and id appreciate if you didnt call attention to it thanks" <Hybridfusion> he threw a metal pipe at me and i ran like a motherfucker

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<Kobe> http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ :: for all ur sex0ring n33ds <TMBomber> ow wheres the search by crime? u don't even get to know what they are in for :P

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ritilan: and in 2 years u can have your first drink Halo: Yeah, I cant wait! Halo: Because I've never had any alcohol before, honest. ritilan: i belive u Halo: Then you are gullible ritilan: yes well there is that too Halo: Because let me tell ya, I'm a pretty raging alcoholic ritilan: i find it helps to keep the voices in my head quite ritilan: at least i think it does Halo: I sing show tunes to myself in order to keep the voices in check ritilan: is bad when they all sing along Halo: Yeah, I just refuse to go along when they try that shit Halo: Then I yell "DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND"

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(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much affection.

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< pigeon> what does "half chest" mean when it comes to t-shirt measurement? <@raster> they had breast cancer?

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<@scifixi> dear irc, <@scifixi> you are being boring. <@scifixi> yours, <@scifixi> scifixi

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<\broken> eye kant teyep <JackArse> sure you can <JackArse> you just can't spell

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<Phettachu> cherry coke - letters at the end = herry cok LOL LOL LOL LOL <Phettachu> GET IT HERRY COK?!? HAIRY COCK?!?! <Phettachu> LOL <Phettachu> maybe only gays get it

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<Ac3d> i guess this isn't TOO bad..i mean it could be worse... <Ac3d> I only have to re-install my modem everytime i want to get on the net