#1046   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CoN> ... next you'll tell me that you shaved your pubes under the misdirection that i care <[U|C]SKS_Lover> eh... <[U|C]SKS_Lover> hey CoN, I shave my pubic hair under the misdirection that you care. <CoN> oh thanks <[U|C]SKS_Lover> then I make socks out of it. <CoN> ... thats weird <[U|C]SKS_Lover> human-wool socks <[U|C]SKS_Lover> >:D <[U|C]SKS_Lover> wanna know how I make apple juice? *** CoN has quit IRC

#1047   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ccowboy> @chanserv took over my chat-room!

#1048   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator <ecoli> ew. <ecoli> wait, you "caught" him? <ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store? <Aero> he doesnt answer *** Quits: calin (No route to host)

#1049   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<musicandi> do u know who gjmtyj is ? <riski> No. <musicandi> he is a tough female hacker who is with cyber sex.. <musicandi> if she sends u any file do not accept them

#1050   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<no_soul> i snorted Ajax <no_soul> i almost died

#1051   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy

#1052   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<assman2> i hate getting cum on my hand <assman2> its fucking annoying <assman2> have to find something to wipe if off on <mabbz> assman shoots it all over his chest and belly and then smears it around so he can pretend he's a glazed donut <assman2> mabbz <assman2> i cant shoot that far <mabbz> oh so when you cum it just oozes out into your belly button? <hydro> jesus <assman2> i fucking hate when that happens <hydro> this is fucking disgusting <assman2> it happened to me once

#1053   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<no_soul> did you know the testes on blue whales weigh like 400 pounds? <no_soul> thats a hefty sack <ecoli> my god. <no_soul> just a little fun fact for you all <ecoli> them is some big nuts <ecoli> did you know that the blue whale's penis is 11 feet long? <no_soul> i bet the shoot loads like a fuckin cruise missle

#1054   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Godzi||a> I would suck my own dick too if I could. <Chrononaut> "you're only gay if you swallow" <Invictus[A]> you're a fag for even thinkin' about it

#1055   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<vortex502> 3+5 <vortex502> oops <vortex502> thought i had the calculator prog. open

#1056   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[D60]BIG_K> WHY IS CHANSERV IN EVERY FUCKING CHANNEL

#1057   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HeLL> Is there a hacker called peer? He is trowing me off the chatserver(s) all the time.

#1058   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zuez> today by morning, while walking with carlos, a frind of mine, i saw the prostitute that made me lose my virginity like 7 months ago, it sucked.

#1059   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zuez> i want to meet shawn when i go to boston <zuez> and fuck him with my shaved carrot

#1060   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Camo> wiz <Camo> have you ever gotten something taken away from you by the principal in middle school? <Wizkid`> yes, my virginity

#1061   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ufodude> im trying to find a good place to get linux. i tried www.astakavista.com and i just got lost there with all these files and shit

#1062   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<parag0n> LOL I JUST HACKED MY SCHOOL <trigg`> what exploit? <parag0n> I USED ROOTKIT <trigg`> um ok but what exploit?? and what OS do they run? <parag0n> I TOLD U ROOTKIT, AND THATS THE FUNNY PART THEIR SO LAME, THEY RUN WINDOWS98!! LOL!!! <trigg`> uh ok

#1063   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pahol> As you use telnet in America how would you really  hack in the UK?

#1064   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Prae> im here to packet and chew gum <Prae> and im all outta gum

#1065   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<k-rad-bob> i think we need to like develop a bit further as persons <Prae_> just as i thought <k-rad-bob> i cant imagine what life would be like with no arms at all <k-rad-bob> irc'ing with a spoon in your mouth <Prae_> LOL <k-rad-bob> no masturbating <k-rad-bob> spending life on a quest for weird chicks who'd pittyfuck you <k-rad-bob> or like team up with a legless chick <k-rad-bob> imagine the sex

#1066   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Prae> ANY WOMEN AGED 25 TO 30 IN ENGLAND!? <Prae> I'LL DRIVE 500 MILES FOR A FUCK IF I HAVE TO

#1067   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ryan> I think I�m going to feed my dog viagra and leave him home alone with my sister.

#1068   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<k-rad-bob> omg <k-rad-bob> I just realized <k-rad-bob> I have a fully working penis in my pants <k-rad-bob> brb

#1069   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Prae> omg <Prae> why the fuck do people put copyright notices ont heir shit <Prae> it takes me long time to remove it :(

#1070   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Prae> <mmp> Prae! Today its my birthday! <Prae> <Prae> wanna present? <Prae> <mmp> yes <Prae> I�m ping flooding him