#20711 + (8249) -

<BombScare> i beat the internet <BombScare> the end guy is hard

#20712 + (740) -

<JesseW> How do guys in porn last so long in bed? I can't even make it to the end while masturbating.

#20713 + (262) -

<Zuwadza> "When all you've got is a penis, everything looks like an anus." - Japanese proverb

#20714 + (2232) -

Mike: I had a random thought in the shower just before Mike: I think I was still half asleep Mike: if you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of johnson's no more tears, would it create beautiful irony? Hopper: ROFL

#20708 + (25) -

<jedix> Linus: and your arms are.. a) as big as twigs b) steal gurders c) the train itself <dwihno> I always keep it in my special handthingy when I run <jimperson> aha! a custom special handthingy! exactly what i need :) <Linus> jedix: they are huge! :-) <Linus> as are all hacker arms * Zagor tries not to laugh * Bagder giggles as he can't resist * jedix runs to the bathroom to not piss himself

#20709 + (566) -

<balistic> Do you guys know any girls whose names don't contain .jpeg, .mpg, or .avi?

#20710 + (31) -

<isd> if I could suck my dick, I would never leave my house

#20704 + (1130) -

JunoRulz: Know what would suck? JunoRulz: Falling down an up escalator.

#20705 + (79) -

<MegaDeth[Away]> hmmm <MegaDeth[Away]> I like WASTE <MegaDeth[Away]> WASTE is my FRIEND <MH2> More people need WASTE <Luigi30> I excrete WASTE into the TOILET. <MH2> no <MH2> That's waste <MH2> Not WASTE

#20706 + (316) -

<sparc5> how does a guy become a porn star? <sparc5> that's what I wana find out <Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth <Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few <eggo> or family business <sparc5> Rehlic: pay??? <thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer <Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star <sparc5> damn