#1096   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DragonRe> gabe: what i did to you was love goddamit <gabe> maybe in alabama.

#1097   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Delirium> "Perl is awk with skin cancer.  And it's ugly too." -my cs professor

#1098   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<harb> Shee.. I search for "linux unix bsd" on dice.com and it returns ONE job that's a sendmail admin. wtf. <acestus> What a sick job. <acestus> "What do you think you can bring to our company as the sendmail admin?" <acestus> "qmail."

#1099   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Inoshiro> Wth <Inoshiro> "Don't iron, don't put in a triangle, don't put in an oval" <harb> Er? <Inoshiro> Is there a translation table for the washing tag on clothing?

#1100   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[tonsai] i once bought a non-lubricated mint condom just to taste it.

#1101   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

n e r d b 5: umm. n e r d b 5: geforce n e r d b 5: i dont like em n e r d b 5: i like nvidia n e r d b 5: 32mb n e r d b 5: they rocks e l i t e m r p: nvidia makes geforce

#1102   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

IoStream 14: LOL IoStream 14: radio IoStream 14: "some dude was having sex with this girl and she said stop stop i'm about to orgasm...he asked why stop? and she said i'm saving it for when i get married"

#1103   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(tinkrbell) my dog humps my other guy dog.. instead of my girl dog.. at least he's comfortable with himself and realized it at an early age

#1104   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Mr Brown> ill snip ur ass <JD> I'll carry that flag so good, you won't know what hit ya  <JD> Wait, that didn't sound very threatening...

#1105   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JD> I, or one of my teammates, shall cause you to become electroencephalographically challenged. Mr Brown> ill kill you <JD> No, I like the way I say it better

#1106   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JD> AFAIK, Anubis is the only Egyptian god who is often drawn with an     erect penis. <JD> Really! DigiGn�me> I thought they all were. DigiGn�me> Oh no, that's the Kama Sutra.

#1107   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bigPIMP> are you a virgin? <kink> yes <kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong

#1108   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ix> man that offer for cash perked you right up <vermifuge> i didnt even get to the most appealing part <vermifuge> there will be a bucket of fried chicken here for your consumption <goatb0y> well that fucking settles it <goatb0y> any collared greens by chance? <vermifuge> dude there could be

#1109   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something. <DigiGnome> I need my socks.

#1110   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xerox> STOP CONTROLLING MY MIND! <DigiGnome> If I did that, you'd fall into a lifelss heap by your computer, and only be found days later when the neighbours get suspicious about the change of smell coming from your room.

#1111   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<goltrpoat> 'britney spears' is an anagram for 'presbyterians.'

#1112   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(iSONEWS) [iSONEWS] Update in DivX: My Life *CLASSIC* released by MEDiAMANiACS (49 files, 08/12/2001) www.isonews.com/r/?155D256CD= (`Thunder) whoa (`Thunder) they released my life (`Thunder) how did they tape all that?! (madman`) no way!! stop lying! it's MY LIFE!! (runner-) either way its gonna be boring

#1113   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama> just leave clues as to your modem <kisama> motive*

#1114   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(BudhaM0nk) i want hard drives so small i can snort them up like powder and increase my brain capacity

#1115   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Stacey```) i'd like to know who the fuck encodes shit to real player (Stacey```) so i can kick their ass

#1116   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LkTrout1> enex's underwear is big enough to fit over Hatter's ego.

#1117   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SlimZ> i like my pickup line <SlimZ> "move i need to get a drink"

#1118   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrWizard> do you even have one story where you dont smoke weed? <priz> hmmmm i really dont think so, heh <priz> well, actually one time catlord had to EAT a joint before we could smoke it cuz the cops were after us

#1119   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Daft> anyone know of any really good gardening irc channels?

#1120   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jidan> he's so fat he prolly has to guess what fold the fucking piss is gonna spray out of