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<FeralWolf> actually, many Canadians do mock the Columbia disaster <AriaStargazer> Pff <AriaStargazer> they're just jealous because <AriaStargazer> the closest thing they'll ever have to a space program is the annual beaver tossing contest

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<Krayzie> i rememeber in grade 11 we had to buy gifts for ppl in school, i got a girl a can of slim fast <Krayzie> what was mean when i showed ppl a polaroid of the ripple running up her ass when i slapped it

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<muted> i dont like slackware <Zephyrous> muted: what are you on? <Accipiter> Zephyrous >> Crack, apparently. <muted> suse

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<Cannibal> god damnit <Cannibal> no one wants to play monopoly with me <Cannibal> i need to stop getting mad at people and stabbing them when i play that game <Cannibal> gives me a bad rep <Hellise> lolll

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<+far2stoned> that reminds me, bought a book when i was in china last year, called How To Woo, thought it might help me with my seduction techniques <+far2stoned> turns out it was volume 2 of the chinese phone book :(

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<mrphilez> how many inches is 69mm? <GLHTurbo> let me measure my penis <Avram> how would that help? you have a 69mm penis? <GLHTurbo> yes <_neil> 69mm = 6.9cm = 2.71" <GLHTurbo> yes i do <GLHTurbo> oh wait

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<Afkfuckingselfinass> if i run fast enough backwards my exploding ass-flesh could act as a lubricant

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<ChaoSynergy> BODY MASSAAGE! <ChaoSynergy> Where'd that extra 'a' come from <narunet> My ass <axiel> you mean your ss

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*The_Loser_ I'm sorry, lol, but it's just my opinion that the rest of Canada does nothing but make Quebec look bad. Canada sucks. Quebec is cool.

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<tsb^blah|fx> beer will get you laid everytime <tsb^blah|fx> maybe not with an attractive woman <tsb^blah|fx> or maybe not even a woman at all <tsb^blah|fx> but you won't know the difference