#1296   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(synak) have you ever had to take a shit so bad, but you didnt want to leave irc that you just ended up shittign your pants? .. well, i just did .. computers are cool.

#1297   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DMC[hi]> IF i had a nickel for everytime a black man tried to have sex with me.... i could have built a house made out of nickels in the middle of the woods to secretly masturbate about black men having sex with me

#1298   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jk-> hheh, back when I was on aol, I would go into chat rooms pretending i was a teenage girl with pictures, and when all the guys would ask me for them I sent em gay porn <DMC[arf]> i look at gay porn while drinking apple juice sometimes <datz510> i have some

#1299   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_Bas> how come cars only have 4/5 gears? <_Bas> if they make like overdrive on an overdrive <_Bas> would you get much much gas mileage?

#1300   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FieroMan> I wanna jerk off but my nose is too stuffy.

#1301   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Brentai> ...you guys realize that this is the least I've ever laughed.  I'm anti-laughing. <FoxieMoxie> You're anti-laughing? Good, I hope your lungs implode then.

#1302   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<timh> okay, kraken- you don't need to know a person before you talk to them.  otherwise there would be severe bootstrapping issues with human interaction

#1303   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hypr> joker is playing all his vinyl from 1998 <hypr> heh <hypr> or somthing <hypr> old ;P <caspuh> hah <caspuh> 98? <caspuh> they had vinyal then?

#1304   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mr_Durden> no wonder superman's ship is powered by the only thing that can kill him <Mr_Durden> it was designed by a canadian

#1305   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<train> i'm on prison net <train> that still works <Hooblah> wtf <Hooblah> prison? <Hooblah> as in locked up n shit? <Zebracake> heh! <Zebracake> no, irc.prison.net

#1306   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slander> so what happens to all these trout after they're used for slapping? are they in a pile somewhere?

#1307   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Birdzii> i've got this fucked rash all over my body <Morbii> heh * Slander takes a step back from birdsigh <Birdzii> heh <Birdzii> sore throat + rash <Morbii maybe you're allergic to masturbation <Morbii> jkjk ;P <Birdzii> I would have been dead long ago then

#1308   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ferney> I think the clog is bonged <Ferney> LOL <Ferney> whoa...I think the BONG is CLOGGED

#1309   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<B_Spears> Jimmy Buffet? aww <Slander> Jimmy rocks man <Ferney> heh <B_Spears> yeah, in a rocking chair ;)

#1310   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Julia_M> Arthur C. Clarke: <Julia_M> "There is hopeful symbolism in the fact that flags do not wave in a vacuum." <Julia_M> you know...space? <Jeff_R> ya <Julia_M> there can be no nations that can conquer space! aww yea it's great <Jeff_R> I don't believe the whole vacuum thing...I mean...that would be one big ass Dirt Devil dirt bag to hold all that stuff in space

#1311   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Arsentia pets his cable modem  * [Toby] fwaps Arsentia. Come to Kansas, the land of tin cups and string.  * PresWRK cuts Arse's modem  * Arsentia cuts Toby's string  *** Quits: [Toby] (...)  <Arsentia> Hey! It actually worked! :)  <[Toby]> Because of you, I had to retie the string.  <[Toby]> Schmuck.  <[Toby]> :)

#1312   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gwar> u might as well be holding your penis if you're using a joystick in quake

#1313   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dr_zapp> sek: you find the hex adress?  <Sekmu> yes.  <Dr_zapp> and it is....?  *** Quits: Paco- (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  *** Quits: Nytefall (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  *** Quits: PyroGX (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  *** Quits: liljerk (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  *** Quits: Karash (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  *** Quits: _Ender_ (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  *** Quits: PyroPimp (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  *** Quits: Sekmu (irc.best.net *.blackened.com)  <Arsentia> This is like when the informer is about to tell the detective the identity of the murderer, and then he gets shot. :)

#1314   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|shark|> if a guy took a home pregnancy test <|shark|> and it turned out positive <|shark|> what does that mean? <Merl> shark.. go see a doctor man ;-)

#1315   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Arsentia> ARRRRRRRGH <Arsentia> I just lost the fucking picture on my Chem lab! <Merl> hehehehehe <Merl> neeeener neeeener ;-) [Time Passes] <Merl> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK <Merl> I just lost my whole fucking ESSAY i wrote this weekend <Merl> DAMN MS WORD SHIT <Assasin> wait <Assasin> Wait a second. <Assasin> Was it you who was laughing at Arse?

#1316   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matts> hal check your privates <matts> err <matts> messages

#1317   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tobes> Have fun at work? ;) <Morbii> not particularly ;) <Morbii> been back home a few hours tho <Morbii> anything related to the word "work" isn't fun generally :P <Morbii> pornstars may see things differently, but I wouldn't know <Morbii> heh! <tobes> Actually, that would probably get to be a pain in the ass.

#1318   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Ashboy notices that solidair has changed his alias <SolidLand> yes. <Ashboy> wh00p! l8r. *** Ashboy has quit IRC (yes) <SolidLand> never seen a guy so excited about my nick change

#1319   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Daz-D3> wanna see somethin funny ld? <LordDeath> No. Please pull your pants back up.

#1320   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<memo> Kazz, do you WANT your dick bit off? Didn't we just have an in-depth discussion earlier today on why that's not a good thing?