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#1246   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Fry plays with his dead baby hand puppets. <Fry> "I'm Dead."..."Me Too"


#1247   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

::: [email protected]> DogGoBoom in #p-raves; I'm so horny the crack of dawn had better be careful around me


#1248   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fimmtiu>  asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug*  Wield rm -f wildly. <asylum_>  fimmtiu. yeah right dude. <DemoN>  rm -f is too slow.  newfs. <rudefix>  hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick it!


#1249   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<opie-x> white people surf the net .. black people cruise the net


#1250   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Digested> hi krayons <krayons> bleh <al-x> heh <al-x> spot the kid that has no seratonin left


#1251   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bahamut0> who cares about albany? stupid europeans


#1252   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kayma> shouldn't Cheney have died by now? <Richard_D_James> Yes <Kayma> My returning from the future must have changed more than I thought....


#1253   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ETP> heh * Tocool is very confused <ETP> tocool: so am I, but the key is to just say 'heh' so people think you understand <Tocool> yea but <Tocool> ... <Tocool> heh


#1254   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<faceless> so if afro americans = niggers and middle easterners = sand niggers and asians = rice niggers what can we call canadians? <al-x> we're snow niggers


#1255   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<infinity> IT'S AN EAST COAST WEST COAST THANG..BEEEEYOTCH! <al-x> east coast west coast for inf = russia and france <infinity> stfu asswipe


#1256   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<al-x> i take quote theft very seriously <al-x> i'm now going to not paste any more quotes <al-x> coz of quote stealage


#1257   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kazz> Wait a minute... something about this is a little... odd... <Kazz> I believe this woman has more than the recommended amount of penises. <Brentai> My type of woman.


#1258   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kayma> Watching these DBZ episodes makes me hurt inside. <BiGiGnome> No, that was me poking you. <Kayma> Ohhh. <BiGiGnome> I poke you in a special way.


#1259   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chis> anyone have any files in digital format?


#1260   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(dOkTeR) man, i woke up this morning, and looked at porn for 30 mins, then went to school...i was so horny for my first 2 classes, i had to jerk off in the Tier Building bathroom


#1261   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

::: [email protected]> _YOU ([email protected]) ~ _YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY ::: [email protected]> _YOU ([email protected]); ... ::: [email protected]> BlueBold ([email protected]); Leaving ::: [email protected]> ic3d ([email protected]); Leaving ::: [email protected]> CoolJeff4 ([email protected]); Leaving


#1262   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp [01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps [01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps [01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps [01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english? [01:35] (hilo21) fuck you [01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?


#1263   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JDigital> It's official: Nostradamus was a stoner. <JDigital> His name wasn't even Nostradamus. It was Michel du Nostredame <JDigital> Nostradamus was just his IRC nick


#1264   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrSede> If it could balance a beer on its head without spilling I'd give it props, but any rodent can balance a pancake on its noggin


#1265   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D1> but I wish I lived in the same house with 30 women. * DooD rushes out to sue some sororities to get in <kisama_> women are not sex objects, women are psychotic freaks <kisama_> expect to take a six digit number if you want to go to the bathroom <kisama_> and if you want to eat, make sure you have a lot of g's <kisama_> ahh, like your closets filled with clutter? <kisama_> want people to not stay out of your room? <kisama_> maybe you'd like your bathroom closet being full of toilet paper and tampons? <kisama_> yeah, think about that before you go out and say you want to live with 30 women


#1266   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Stacey> justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from school <Stacey> i want you to make fun of him <Stacey> i have to run from him everyday <Stacey> not friend <Stacey> no no no <Stacey> and i had to sit for ten minutes watching him show off his dos commands <Stacey> and i'm like i wanna go out for lunch i have a life...fucking type format C: before i kill you


#1267   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|steve|> you know whats sick <|steve|> on every IRC network, <|steve|> theres a channel called #binladen packed with people <|steve|> and #wtc <|steve|> opportunists


#1268   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pinin> i give it 5 years before taliban is destroyed and northern alliance gets their own country back and we fund em and turn it into a big shopping mall


#1269   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<c-rock> Whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n roll? Now we just have aids crack and techno.


#1270   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<__NoBoDy_> comp is slow as fuck right now freezin up a bit <__NoBoDy_> heh <__NoBoDy_> but im a gangsta and just dont give a fuck <BC|HyDRO> jeah, real gangstas just let their comps run slow


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