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<ManInBlack> I swear to god, the next person to submit a "best typo ever" quote is going to get garrotted with a cat5 cable. We get it, you suck at typing.

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<gloone> reptile is into older women.. and he gets his pics in #100%preteensexpix

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<senorperrito> jesus christ my moms a n00b <senorperrito> she walked into my room and asked what i was doing and i told her i was burning CDs <senorperrito> she was like do you want me to open a window so u have ventilation?

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CaptainRonfornow: How do you spell idal correctly CaptainRonfornow: that it right idal Sylas Cren: idol? CaptainRonfornow: yeah thats right Sylas Cren: heh CaptainRonfornow: i am making a folder of people who are idol or on phones.. cause i dont want to talk to them

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<mode> during cyber sex you quiz your partner to see how intelligent they are <HOTTIE_309> ok <HOTTIE_309> quiz me <HOTTIE_309> quiz me

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<KainSularei> I wish that it was possible to edit car honks <KainSularei> sometimes someone tries to cut me off, but i always see it coming and speed ahead of them <KainSularei> So I'm thinking I get some LOTR Gandalf bumper sticker on my back bumper <KainSularei> I'd like to be able to hit the steering wheel and have them hear this booming "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" as I go by

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britt: And that the only reason we PMS is because our uterus is screaming at our brain to go out, get fucked, and have a baby. britt: and it makes us angry.

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<Neji-Sama> OMFG, life is great. <Neji-Sama> Some girl just im'ed me. <Neji-Sama> She's masturbating right now thinking of me. <Neji-Sama> It's like, wow. <Neji-Sama> FUCK! <Neji-Sama> She said it's the wrong window -.- <JapanAir900> ... <Cidsa> HAHAHAHAAH

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* LordMadOne dreams of his soon to be girl <eMEraLdwPn> you talked to her at all recently? <LordMadOne> no :( <eMEraLdwPn> call her <LordMadOne> I got a poem for her too <LordMadOne> I have no phone <eMEraLdwPn> well that sucks.. <eMEraLdwPn> get arrested and make her your one phone call! <eMEraLdwPn> now that's romance!

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<MootSux> I found a way to irc from work <MootSux> Mootar 1, productivity 0.