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<opivy-z28> black chix vaginas look like a 10 year old leather wallet

#1347   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<opivy-z28> I'm being totally serious... do any of you ever see like a 9-12 yr old girl and think she has nice legs <opivy-z28> i do...and i wonder if thats normal

#1348   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<opivy-z28> DAMNIT I just puked in my mouth

#1349   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tim_K> when you say 6" do you mean 6.00" or the 5.70" rods? <spazzer> tim <spazzer> we mean <spazzer> rods that are 6 inches long <spazzer> not 6" rods that are 5.7" long <spazzer> but 6" rods that are 6" long <Tim_K> spazzer heh.. well.. 6 = 5.7 rounded ;)

#1350   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spazzer> paul is sad because he had a bout of premature ejaculation <tobdude> everytime I think of premature ejaculation... I think like a gun going off without anybody firing it... like you are walking along... and BAM!@ <tobdude> oh crap! I just ejactulated myself

#1351   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<krayons> 95% of the girls at rutgers university in new jersey <krayons> have stds <killspree> haha <killspree> no way <kara> bullshit man <killspree> no wonder their basketball and football teams suck so bad <krayons> its not bullshit <VeRrUcKt> lol <killspree> the players are running around in pain

#1352   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** atnnn ([email protected]) has joined #winprog <atnnn> hi <atnnn> what is the code for "+" on WM_KEYDOWN <Wy4tt> VK_RTM <atnnn> and minus? <Wy4tt> VK_RTFM <atnnn> i can't find it

#1353   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CoderMan> kritical, you are dumber than a dead rock <matts> dead rock <matts> umm <matts> CoderMan news flash <matts> rocks can't live <matts> :

#1354   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matts> memcpy(matts,einstein); <KrZDG> compilation error cannot convert smart d00d to dumb ass.

#1355   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<stretch> !seen tits * Trivial_ has never seen tits. Sorry!

#1356   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CoMBo> haha dude is oktane fucking ? <refugee> CoMBo: no, he's just trying to fix that girl's back

#1357   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DigiGnome> doesn't play properly. The White Stripes one. <Thom> Ach. Dang. <DigiGnome> Unless it's MEANT to sound like a cat trying to shit wasps through a sewn up asshole. <puchiko> It is. <DigiGnome> Ah. A Slipknot cover, then.

#1358   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kashan> I think we should circumsize horses so they look prettier in the porn videos

#1359   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<torque--> i can fart out loud in an internet cafe because everyones wearing headphones

#1360   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jD> Best thing about a 12 year old girl, though... <jD> ...when you flip her over, she looks just like a 12 year old boy <jD> ... *** Geothermal has quit IRC (Ping timeout) <jD> I guess he's away off to get a 12 year old girl. * Fishbird flips jD over. <jD> Yes, except that I'm more 18 than 12. <jD> I'd look like a girl with a really hairy arse.

#1361   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mEsHmAn> how do i set myself as away? <mEsHmAn> in mIRC *** theForger sets mode: +b *!*@host62-7-101-176.btinternet.com *** mEsHmAn was kicked by theForger (mEsHmAn is away)

#1362   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xerox> My first kid won't have a name, he'll have to pick his own at the name selection menu.

#1363   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kazz> I will only baby talk to my kid. <Kazz> Even when he's 40. <JDigital> hee <Kazz> "How's my cutest little sweet baby pie pumpkinheeeead?" <Kazz> "Fuck off, dad." <Lee-Ham> Issum wiggle umpkins? * Silkenray laughs <Kashan> I'm going to teach my kid the wrong words

#1364   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<novocain> so i have a "lesbian hot tub party to go to next weekend <JFalcon> novocain, good for you, did you make sure they have running water? <novocain> its my wife's lesbian friends

#1365   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Derek_ thinks costa ricans are wierd <matts> I think people who spell weird "wierd" are weird

#1366   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kashan> I've stuck plenty of stuff up my ass and it's never been anything but apinful <Gayo> Kashan, there's a big difference between good anal sex and sticking things up your ass.

#1367   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[16:18] <novocain> shit its 4:20 [16:19] *** THC_420 ([email protected]) has joined #winprog

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<blazemore> in afghanistan, people are worried about dying tonight. in the us, i'm worried about completing my mame collection before this site rom site dies.

#1369   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TheMyst> hey, anyone here use a radar detector? <Customz> yes why myst? <Customz> i only use it so i know when to stash the blunt <Customz> fuck speeding

#1370   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Chris> anyone else got beer? <|Chris> wanna play a drinking game with me? <|Chris> everytime a line contains a word, you have to drink.