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<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!


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<popemichael> I'm thinking about drinking a little tonight too. It might make my pain pills work better. <jamie> Isn't there a "do not take with alcohol" warning on your pill bottle? <popemichael> It's okay, I took it off.


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<bigPIMP> are you a virgin? <kink> yes <kink> giving it up to a non-linux using chick is like giving it up to a man, just wrong


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<gleep> Damn. The internet must be screwed up. <gleep> You know there's something wrong when you can't download porn.


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<|NightChade|> Chinese smorgasboard and beer - $15 <|NightChade|> 3 glasses of red wine - $6 <|NightChade|> 4 salami sticks and a gurana energy drink - $8 <|NightChade|> 2 litres of coke - $1.80 <|NightChade|> The screams of horror of your toilet - Priceless


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<Brentai> "Quake traps children in Italy school, 3 die" Something needs to be done about those violent video games!


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asjk] !list [asjk] anyone know a good open ftp? [ck1] 127.0.0.1 [asjk] need a userid/pw [ck1]anonymous [bluerose] oh come on give him the good account [ck1] :) [bluerose] l: hax0r [bluerose] p: 31337 [asjk] thx


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<crushed-out-girl> lucky that my breasts are small and humble <crushed-out-girl> so you dont confuse them with mountains <sod-off> what does that have to do with fisting?


#20590 + (231) -

<Syzygy> My cock needed some fresh air Vlad » OH Vlad » that reminds me.... Vlad » brb


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<MadHack-> i've developed a bad habit of making a hand motion when i fart <MadHack-> like i'm pulling a big lever or something <mrwhite> hahahahhaha <MadHack-> and i squeeze my face like it takes effort, too <mrwhite> you'll win the jackpot one day and shit your pants <MadHack-> and if i'm standing, lift my leg <MadHack-> farting's really turned into a full-body experience here


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