#1396   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama> my playlist is full of essential mixes <var> essential to what?   your pursuit of perfected queendom?

#1397   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SD-Washu> i still love the msg i got on my voicemail earlier <SD-Washu> that was l33t <biafra> what <SD-Washu> oh my voicemail msg is in japanese <SD-Washu> and someone called and the only thing i heard was "what the fuc...." <SD-Washu> followed by *click*

#1398   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> where did you find this, sych0 <blazemore> did you just type in "crap" and download whatever came up?

#1399   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Turing_> this is going to sound very gay, but we were watching the discovery channel today at work where there were these sort of african olympics in a tribe when a male reaches mating age <Turing_> anyways...the guy had to be nude and do this relay on a balance beem to appease some god <kunio> HAW <Turing_> it was strange because even flacid he had a penis the size of the empire state building <orestes--> gah <dab[afk]> ugh <Turing_> it was mesmorizing, my secretary kept in rythym to its bobbing <Turing_> lol <Turing_> I felt terribly inadequate <Turing_> I hate the discovery channel

#1400   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ViBeZz> thats the thing i dont wanna partition my hard drive <|Z|> ViBeZz if you don't partition your HD, you're a fucking moron and you deserve to die

#1401   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Guilty> http://www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=NQK8OR <Guilty> "Bi sexual" <Guilty> That means slutty

#1402   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DAL9000> kalms isnt here! now whose leg will i hump? ;( <SlasherX> hump michaels <SlasherX> never seen him around. give him a warm welcome *** michael__ has quit IRC (bye)

#1403   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`michael> where's snow <var> dunno mike <var> jerking off to japanese scat while listening to horrid ddr music <var> is my best guess

#1404   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DTOX> my wife says the white trash have already come up with a new name for Osama <DTOX> "Osama Bin Hidin" <DTOX> that's really sticking it to him <refugee> man, that must have took all their brain power <DTOX> cases upon cases of RC Cola were drank

#1405   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spid0r> my friend had #taliban for awhile...fuckin ragheads even get owned on efnet

#1406   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[kisama] if you break out your penis in space [kisama] your suit would depressurize [kisama] or your body would depressurize [kisama] and suck out all your internal organs through the urethra

#1407   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrWoody> List of things I have accomplished today: <DrWoody> ... <DrWoody> ... <DrWoody> That is all.

#1408   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Aiko> i have sex like i just got out of prison and about to go back in

#1409   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<notBel> Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

#1410   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|steve|> requiem [for a dream] was just a porno movie with a plot <|steve|> and pi was like hooked on phonics for nerds

#1411   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Asmodee`> ibm said they were investing 1 billion $ into open source projects <DAL9000> Asmodee`: do you know what happens when you invest money in opensource projects? <DAL9000> NOTHING! it buys the coders some beer, nachos, and porn to watch instead of coding.

#1412   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iLLf8d> yeah I got it setup so when I fart I can hit the button and save my gf

#1413   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<neekola> i should do that <neekola> be like <neekola> yo buy my dirty underwear <neekola> 40$ a piece <neekola> use the money to buy more underwear <neekola> i could be an entrepreneur

#1414   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<davidks> there's this girl in my evolution inf. diseases class.. she has enormous tits.. they are monster tits.. seriously.. well she wore this shirt that said, across her chest: "Hey! I'm up here! (Arrow pointing up)" <davidks> I thought that was pretty funny. <davidks> i told her i had the same problem and she laughed .. but that's all i could say to her because her boobs intimidated me

#1415   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Saffio> I went to microsoft sales training <Saffio> they gave it to me there [windows XP] <eldee> Saffio: so did i.. they gave me a laptop case/bookbag thing and office XP pro :) <eldee> Saffio: the laptop case is sweet... but it has "microsoft licensing agent" embroidered on the back of it... im worried if i wear it in public, i'll get assassinated <kable> should have told them "no thanks, i downloaded the pro version"

#1416   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Gripping> i am shakin like an immigrant at the border

#1417   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dregan> 3y3 4m l33t h4x0r <Dregan> j0! 3y3 4m t4lking to j00! <Dregan> fux0red 5cr1pt k1dd13. <Dregan>    -"l33t h41ku"

#1418   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ScratGOD> dude some guy was fucking me in the ass last night and reached around and grabbed my cock. I got up and said "what the fuck, do you think im gay or something?"

#1419   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama_> sequenced aantoehr dj snow taracck <kisama_> TRIZACK WILL BE UPLOADED IN 1:10 <Amanda`> ...but no one will listen to it in a million years

#1420   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<excite> youre friends with eggo <excite> how do i know that pocket pc doesnt have eggothrax spores all over the damn thing <Chis> as a matter of fact, he has touched it <excite> boot up and im a deadman