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#20537 + (262) -

<LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on 1000Mb lan <putnam> oh yeah bitch, well i got OC49 and 33 linux servers doing everything on a 5000Mb lan


#20538 + (1097) -

<jre> If you were a Nazi and had 2 hostages but only 1 bullet, who would you shoot? Some normal crew-cut soldier or G.I. Joe? <Gudrow> I'd shoot myself because Nazis are assholes.


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<vegetaandnappa> nothing, just pissed at my GAY mouse <shqua> Your mouth has a sexual preference? <shqua> Err... <shqua> Mouse. shqua (~shqua@net47-206.fhsu.edu) is now known as DrFreud <DrFreud> Oh, my...


#20532 + (59) -

(rageboy) id tell you to put my box in the topic so i could sell shells but its not static ip and only 28.8 connection (rageboy) and im in windows right now


#20533 + (109) -

<CoRDWoRK> i know everything your thinking ... you dirty bastard ;) <Tarrasque> why else do you think the cat is sleeping on my lap? <CoRDWoRK> to get the mouse outa ya ass? <Tarrasque> no, because i get no other pussy this close.


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<DrWoody> i do'nt belkivein drinkng


#20528 + (193) -

<Jin> Wtf?! * Jin kicks Quaggs' ass just for looking so fucked <ramoth4> jin you don't have to kick someone to hurt them <ramoth4> just kind of saunter up <ramoth4> and lie down <ramoth4> *squish* <ramoth4> "oops sorry" *** ramoth4 was kicked off #spidermantc by Jin (*squish*)


#20529 + (675) -

Itsm3: Cardboard, when you were little your parents used to tell you to stop making that face or you would be ugly for the rest of your life. Itsm3: And then they realized. . . you weren't making a face. CardboardBoxes: :(


#20530 + (495) -

<D1> some new LCDs came out recently. <D1> which are suppost to be better than the old ones or something. <McMoo> some new computers came out recently, too <McMoo> amazingly enough, they're also supposed to be better than old ones.


#20524 + (319) -

<karl> becouse hetersexual impersonaters are in reality none sexuals becouse they lie about there sexualidentity and there fore dont use there true sexuality whatever that may be hence there nothing real just bull shit talking with no truthful axctions <mobius> I hate to sound like your Dad's boyfriend, but what the hell did you just say Karl?


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