#1546   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Bizzy> say � � Y <DAL9000> � � Y <DAL9000> easy to say <DAL9000> f00 <DAL9000> �� <DAL9000> say that. <Bizzy> �� <DAL9000> ��� <DAL9000> now that <Bizzy> ��� <DAL9000> now say this: <DAL9000> �|ZZ� |� � е/\/\ߪ�� <Bizzy> �|ZZ� |� � е/\/\ߪ�� <DAL9000> bahahaha <Bizzy> what? <Bizzy> damnit

#1547   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(eowzeiaow) do you gotta best friend that's not your ex? (metalfrog) yeah (metalfrog) he lives with my ex

#1548   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PolestaR> what the hell is a segway <Marudek> we already have electric wheel chairs <PolestaR> how fast is it? <DooD> about 15 mph <PolestaR> pfft <PolestaR> i can have sex quicker then that

#1549   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bunni> your dick is small!!! <bunni> i can't even see it!!! <monkey> because i am girl!!!!

#1550   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IceWizard> it doesnt take a girl to suck a dick

#1551   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wilylojik> you ever get that "not so fresh" feeling? <immi> wilylojik like after i cum on my balls <immi> ? <wilylojik> like after you've been running windows for 6 months <wilylojik> which I suppose, yes, is like after you cum on your balls immi

#1552   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eras3r> who the hell is digdug? <element_a> he used to be an old video game <element_a> then he mutated into an IRC user after someone stole his shovel <element_a> tragic

#1553   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<limited7> i have for(n = 1; n < 99; n = n /2) why is it loopin forever?

#1554   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Amanda> And do these people in the STD medication commercials really have the advertised diseases, and if not, how much extra do they get paid to say that they do?

#1555   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<circle> one place was offering like $2500 if u let them cut off a toe and re-attach it <McMoo> that's excellent <circle> no kidding, i'd be like, "do all 10"

#1556   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PrEs_WhO> in 50 years there will be only 2 english word <PrEs_WhO> fuck and Dude

#1557   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@SYch0> fuck <@SYch0> this is gonna be harder than i thought <@BlackDeth> are you looking for your penis again

#1558   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spyd3rman> what about battlenet? <spyd3rman> are they still using the cd key <CoMBo> no battlenet checks to see if you have zits and glasses, then it lets u on

#1559   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cugar`class> as i was walking from my car through the parking lot <cugar`class> there was this big black guy talking to this girl <cugar`class> and all the sudden <cugar`class> he makes a gun hand motion pointing at her "dome" and he yells "GIMME YO NUMBA BITCH"

#1560   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McMooo> the hell. <McMooo> my sister invited some friend over to use my computer <McMooo> and failed to tell me <McMooo> so i get back from physics and there's a strange girl in my room. <McMooo> a girl in my room is strange enough as it is

#1561   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gb> BlackDeth: have you ever tasted your own jizz? <BlackDeth> no <BlackDeth> or anybody elses jizz for that matter <BlackDeth> i've shot jizz in my eye <BlackDeth> but i wasn't aiming <BlackDeth> so i dont feel as bad <gb> sure you werent <BlackDeth> no i mean there was somebody else at the controls <blazemore> did he apologize

#1562   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EPIK> hmm, wonder what this button does *** EPIK has left #gzhq

#1563   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DAL9000> if you ever feel dumb <DAL9000> look at tasmboy <DAL9000> and you'll feel better. * logosmani looks <Rud0lf> heh <TasmBoy> its not working <DAL9000> because you're you. <DAL9000> looking at yourself would throw you into a recursive loop of stupidity.

#1564   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Drestar> Are the fam guy dvd rips in svcd only? <OldSkoolS> Drestar: of course <OldSkoolS> pointless to release dvd rips in vcd <OldSkoolS> and don't get started on divx <OldSkoolS> friends don't let friends do divx <OldSkoolS> divx is a gateway format <OldSkoolS> you'll download divx, won't think it's so bad, next thing you know, you'll be downloading asf <OldSkoolS> then real media

#1565   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<timmo> if aol has ever taught me anything its the alt+ codes <timmo> MACRO SKILLZ FO LYPHE

#1566   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* terra melts JDigital * JDigital melts * JDigital respawns, and is quickly telefragged by a newbie

#1567   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<D1> snow, our final is to write a "funny" linux story and put in linux concepts. <Amanda`> "Little Kernel's First Upgrade"

#1568   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

Lord x Bee: then where do you get them? geoffduman: usenet Lord x Bee: irc.usenet.net?

#1569   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> i don't even know who the beatles are <blazemore> except for jay leno and that other guy that just died

#1570   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jv8> programming has destroyed my ability to speak English