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<erhan> how are you yourself? <mcarp> erhan: other than being pussyless, dumb, tired, broke and addicted to nicotine....im FINE

#1497   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again

#1498   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Essex> philly close to chicago? <saotome> Starting From: Arriving At: Distance: Approximate Travel Time: <saotome> Chicago, IL <saotome> Philadelphia, PA <saotome> 758.1 miles 13 hours 51 mins

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*** blahblahb ([email protected]) has joined #gamedev <blahblahb> !list *** blahblahb ([email protected]) has left #gamedev <DAL9000> it was a driveby !list'ing

#1500   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048 <toot> 1K = 1024

#1501   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then theyre dead

#1502   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ? <p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics <p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free

#1503   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all day ircing... i should sue Khaled

#1504   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab <Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths.

#1505   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64?

#1506   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a washing machine?

#1507   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend

#1508   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper

#1509   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person

#1510   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the neighborhood bandwidth

#1511   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass  <Fade_> err your ass

#1512   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line?

#1513   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?

#1514   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age

#1515   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight  <Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is a 56k once every month?

#1516   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/

#1517   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet <Screwy> and lost 30 days

#1518   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways <NixsGirl> what the right way to say it? <MattsGirl> Bee-at-ch

#1519   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers <althea> fucked up i mean

#1520   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back.