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<Saber> help me <Saber> I just ate a fortune cookie <Saber> But I don't remember taking the fortune out

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<homenerd> How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? <homenerd> Fish

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<t_h_e_o-> why do u use a period at the end of every sentence? <dager> ROFL <dager> BECAUSE <dager> ITS A FUCKING SENTENCE

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<coulson> Check this quote :) "<n|ghtOUT> my gf can smoke cigarettes with her pussy" <BiOHaZd> She must taste like an ashtray

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<Scoteh> Im depressed <wizzer> why? <Scoteh> I realised I have more money in an mmorpg than in real life.... <wizzer> Ah......

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<+k\o\w> I wanna make a font <+k\o\w> where the letters are made of penises <Kid_Khaos> and call it Lucida Handjob <+k\o\w> r0x0r.

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<+NaruNaru> i have yet to find a girl with the correct md5checksum

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<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk in with my powerbook :)

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* TT205 wants to build a SNOT-HIPPO!!!! <TT205> *blink* * TT205 wants to build a SNOW-HIPPO!!!!

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<var> hrmm <var> how the fuck did a shortcut to e13ay end up on my desktop <var> what kinda nefarious shit is windows update pulling <Guilty> It's your computers way of saying it wants a new owner <Guilty> Like a dog scratching on the door to get out