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#1521 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??" #1522 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence? #1523 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <pesert> Command line? <pesert> Is that like a special cable? #1524 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me quite a lot.. <Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not grammar #1525 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal? #1526 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore. #1527 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me <CaptCavmn> no, just the genitals #1528 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship #1529 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia? <amsea_> 17:06 <Fly_kEaT> am or pm? #1530 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people #1531 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic #1532 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what must I do to became a programmer? #1533 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <iRalph> i'm not a cunt <iRalph> although... <iRalph> you are what you eat #1534 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%. #1535 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do? <sully> I tell you I'm a guy? #1536 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy <regulatin> thats disgusting <regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass #1537 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song <w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better #1538 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <steve|zzz> i had this dream <steve|zzz> i was beating off <steve|zzz> and my penis was circumsised <steve|zzz> and it was so big i could use 2 hands <steve|zzz> best dream i ever had #1539 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information and opportunities at my disposal..." <ckx> and then just sit at the search engine <ckx> :/ #1540 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <rewben> we are not perverts ;p <akiron> speak for youself ;) #1541 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <hye> sex caffeine and computing power <tia> hehe <hye> the trinity #1542 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <orion> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT <orion> I PUT A TURBAN ON, SOME JEWELS, AND DANCED TO HATTEN AR DIN <orion> back to starcraft editing #1543 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready: <berzerk0r> You're a cunt. <merkaba> thats pretty good berz <berzerk0r> i like it <MadHatter> it doesn't even rhyme #1544 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want <Wolf4dk> For a buck? <Wolf4dk> That's all I got <FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more <Wolf4dk> what does he want for it? <OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks! <FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500 canadian <OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much #1545 + 0 - X C 17/01/26 21:08 <gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours straight and still not get bored.. <gloone> without jax0ring or anything.. <gloone> there's something wrong with me :| |
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