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#1521   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??"


#1522   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence?


#1523   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pesert> Command line? <pesert> Is that like a special cable?


#1524   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me quite a lot.. <Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not grammar


#1525   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal?


#1526   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore.


#1527   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me <CaptCavmn> no, just the genitals


#1528   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship


#1529   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia? <amsea_> 17:06 <Fly_kEaT> am or pm?


#1530   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people


#1531   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic


#1532   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old what  must I do to became a programmer?


#1533   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<iRalph> i'm not a cunt <iRalph> although... <iRalph> you are what you eat


#1534   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%.


#1535   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do? <sully> I tell you I'm a guy?


#1536   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy <regulatin> thats disgusting <regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass


#1537   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song <w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better


#1538   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<steve|zzz> i had this dream <steve|zzz> i was beating off <steve|zzz> and my penis was circumsised <steve|zzz> and it was so big i could use 2 hands <steve|zzz> best dream i ever had


#1539   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information and opportunities at my disposal..." <ckx> and then just sit at the search engine <ckx> :/


#1540   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<rewben> we are not perverts ;p <akiron> speak for youself ;)


#1541   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<hye> sex caffeine and computing power <tia> hehe <hye> the trinity


#1542   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orion> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT <orion> I PUT A TURBAN ON, SOME JEWELS, AND DANCED TO HATTEN AR DIN <orion> back to starcraft editing


#1543   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready: <berzerk0r> You're a cunt. <merkaba> thats pretty good berz <berzerk0r> i like it <MadHatter> it doesn't even rhyme


#1544   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want <Wolf4dk> For a buck? <Wolf4dk> That's all I got <FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more <Wolf4dk> what does he want for it? <OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks! <FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500 canadian <OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much


#1545   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours straight and still not get bored.. <gloone> without jax0ring or anything.. <gloone> there's something wrong with me :|


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