#1571   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dregan> Speaking of which, I got myself a new girlfriend. <dregan> And she has a bigger dick than my last boyfriend. <dregan> Skillz.

#1572   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<peng> NOT JUST A PEN <peng> A LIGHT UP PEN <peng> IT GLOWED <peng> IT WAS AWESOME <peng> IT GAVE ME JOY <Amanda> SHE WANTED IT AS A TOKEN BY WHICH TO REMEMBER YOU <peng> I think she used it as a dildo.

#1573   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<salaman> Tzuri3l: hehe, there's a reason I charge $450/hr you know :) <M5sedan_> wow, you must give really good head to charge that much ;) <salaman> M5sedan: want to try? 10 hour minimum , and no pull-back policy ... 50% upfront ... got the money? <M5sedan_> no pull-back policy = you swallow? ;) <salaman> M5sedan_: yes, and also means If you come, I still charge you the 10hrs :) ... LOL

#1574   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kritical> where can I buy a freon tank? <novocain> you can't <novocain> you can't even buy a can of spray paint <novocain> because you're 16 <tenfour> haha

#1575   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lepper_> didn't reppy say he fucked a banana peel once <wild-> Lepper_: that was me <wild-> u heat it in the microwave <SYch0> wtf

#1576   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wild-> u want to know a good jacking method? <wild-> get a baggie <wild-> dump some lube in it <wild-> then stick yer dick in it <wild-> and throw everything between the boxspring and matress <wild-> then go to town <BlackDeth> you're a masturbating champion <wild-> BlackDeth: i wish i could claim i invented it :( but i stole it from www.jackinworld.com

#1577   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Joins: mxman ([email protected]) <mxman> wtf <mxman> WHO SHUT OFF MY COMPUTER :(

#1578   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Zammo] missee, humans are the only species that do it front on [Zammo] so over a long time, females evolved boobs [Zammo] because it matched the attractive effect of a good looking arse

#1579   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Legind> I cant remember my earliest memory

#1580   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matts_> Okay! So  I go to cnn.com and I see about this B1 bomber down! Oh no! :( And then i click on it, and it's a page about the osama bin laden video tape! <nitr8`> the video is online? or just a description? <matts_> description <matts_> no, it's online, the warez group already have it in divx format <nitr8`> heh..gimme the ftp info <Nathan--> how the fuck did they do that? <matts_> Osama_Bin_Laden_VideoTape-12/12/01-FoT <Plot> what? <Nathan--> man. this makes no sense, how are they supposed to get the video so soon? <matts_> I was kidding

#1581   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jstepka> there is nothing about you a complete personality change couldn�t fix.

#1582   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<async> Violus: the ICQ protocol is about as good as your performance in bed <Violus> woah, sweet * Violus installs ICQ

#1583   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shagie> srt.. he would sit at his table, scratching his scalp and make a HUGE PILE of dandruff and PLAY with it all SRT

#1584   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zip`> bah no use arguing with people who think .fi is fiji

#1585   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts * dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha <dregan> Oh shit.

#1586   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> warez b dum <BlackDeth> go traffic cocaine <BlackDeth> if you want to traffic illegal goods <BlackDeth> do smth useful

#1587   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kyourek> KEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEE!! <DrWoody> ... What? <kyourek> Just practicing my karate.

#1588   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<wild-> i like to play this game where i see how far i can stick my arm up someone's ass before their heart stops beating

#1589   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<fate-> right, people here aren't running a charity <fate-> it's one big mental maturbation session

#1590   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Plot> I was either going to die now <Plot> or get 80% third degree burns atleast <Plot> someone had the gas nob opened <Plot> I went into kitchen <Plot> switched a bulb <Plot> and wham <Plot> kitchen was filled with one big ass fire ball <theForger> woah dude <C--> damn <Jyrsija> jesus <ThaDragon> If you just blow up your kitchen, and then proceed to get on IRC and tell people about it, you might be a junkie.

#1591   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** QvtQht is now known as TomHanks *** AMANDA is now known as MegRyan <TomHanks> {S gotmail

#1592   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spazzer> ahh fuck <spazzer> i did it again <spazzer> spilled tap ramen juice in my lap twice <Cured> see and I thought you were just singing along to Britney Spears

#1593   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spicrx7> if the sidewalks were paved with coks, i'd walk on my asshole

#1594   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<asr> 'fo sheezy. <Sabboth> what the fuck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

#1595   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shervin> i have installed a Semen Control and Flood Restictor Waste System (SCFRWS) to control my ejaculations which land on the keyboard.. and drain it to the local public swimming pool