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Shinryuu: I think I just heard the worst local news pun ever. Shinryuu: "No, it's not a cartoon, It's Felix the Cat 5 Hurricane."

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<Outsyder> ok <Outsyder> so I was sitting in gym on friday <Outsyder> my friends were talking about some stupid thing <Outsyder> and I was stroking my leg hair <Outsyder> and i thought <Outsyder> "hey, if a supervillian had hairy legs, he wouldn't need a cat"

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<Robby> i'm saving up to buy ut2003 <Vak> what? people still buy software?

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<McMoo> last year my parents gave me root beer for christmas

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<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?'

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<tsingtao> i got a test back today <tsingtao> i got 100% <IgWannA> was it for HIV?

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<zipperface> Erin, mon cherrie, ta beauté et seulment comparable à qui a coupé le fromage. <Xanathis> did you say her beauty is comparable to a cup of cheese? <Jedah> no no <Jedah> her beauty is only comparable to who cut the cheese

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<b1u3> know whatd rule <b1u3> if somehow, we got bush and his two daughters and suddam and his two sons in a ring, with glass shard laced gloves, like in that movie kickboxxer <b1u3> or give the bush daughters two beer bottles apiece and send them to melee the fuck out of the iraqui ground soldiers...a bush girl with a beer bottle against a skinny iraqui whos only there so his family doesnt get gassed is like bruce lee against david spade

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<Pixistix> I'm going to name my kids Control, Alt, and Delete. <Pixistix> If they ever get to be a problem I'll just hit them all twice <Pixistix> Problem solved.

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<via_> okay, so my white trashiness knows no bounds <via_> my dad had to thaw out the turkey quickly <via_> so guess how he does it? <antiuser> blowtorch? <concaf> deep fry? <via_> he throws a 25lbs turkey in the spa for 20 minutes <concaf> HAHAHHAH <Wevah> GET YOUR FLAME THROWERS OUT <via_> worked like a charm