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<CARNAGE|dnd> This girl im talking to keeps telling me she wants to jump my bone..=/ <Karnage> tell her it's a short ride (Teg[WTW]) Some girl left her yearbook lying around, so I decided to sign it. (Teg[WTW]) I wrote "Megan - Even though I never met you, I've had some good times over the years watching you from that tree in your backyard. Stalkingly, Steve" <kisama> rubber cement needs a mr. yuk logo <sydneycarton> Hey you are what you eat * Abstruse points at sydney..."COCK!!" <Kiell> so it was my mate's funeral the other day <Kiell> the parents asked his girlfriend to choose a song that he liked. <Kiell> and between them they picked out "Bombtrack" by Rage Against The Machine. <Kiell> So, just before the coffin disappeared to be cremated, Zach de la Rocha is screaming "burn, burn, yes you're gonna burn". <Kiell> Funniest. Funeral. Ever. < krept_> tomorrow is going to be cool < krept_> i'm going to have real friends < krept_> SCREW THIS INTERNET BULLSHIT <@meth> going to get a few new action figures? < krept_> nah, just unpacking them finally <ninth> creed is the cutting edge <JtHM> just cuz they make you want to slit your wrists doesn't make them cutting edge <PamelaPeaks> man my assistant is eating some weird ass sausage that smells like farts <rooster> hrm <dedd[afk]> yummy <rooster> weird "ass sausages" <rooster> or weird ass "sausages" <Vash> /ctcp Bot doit passwd <command> <Vash> try it! <Kao> okay -> [Bot] DOIT passwd msg #scripting I love babies <bot> I love babies -> [Bot] DOIT passwd /run shutdown -r -t 3 -c "byeeeee" <Vash> ohhh * Vash has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) * Bot has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <oktane> whoa. I just took a shit the width and length of my arm. when it splashed down, it hit my ballsack and I had to take a shower again. Im dead serious. |
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