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<SkoL> mofo must be drunk <Tweedle> |OUF|mofo: you getting AMD? <|OUF|mofo> no <Tweedle> yeah he's drunk


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<das> Headline: Bill Gates will be leaving Microsoft in July 2008 <Cryo> I'm sure that will be delayed.


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* PotSmoker has quit IRC (Broken pipe) <careyasd> that's why you smoke joints


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<Spectra> hrm. Optus are going to start charging me >= $10 more per month, because "we listened to feedback from our customers". <Spectra> I'm fascinated which customers said "we want to pay more for your service".


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<ToastyX> CNQ: Use webserve.dal.net, it's new and reliable <ToastyX> I never get peered from it. *** ToastyX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)


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<p13-om1kron> wtg, my mom is all like, "clean room, mess, now" <BX|AnarchE> tell her if she sucks your cock, you'll consider it <BX|AnarchE> that'll keep her on her toes


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<EvilN> i still dont get why water cooling doesnt fry the circuitry.


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<Chrizto> one day someone on this channel will die and their last words will be construed as irc laughter from their head slapping the keyboard on the way down.


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<Elfer> uh oh <Elfer> I think I plugged my lamp in backwards <Elfer> the room gets darker when I turn it on


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<teknoho> im not drinking hard liquor for a lil while. i gave it up for lent. <mmmichael> what does lent do to you? <mmmichael> does it fuck you up?


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