#1696   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Frag_> whats a good bench mark program? <Ghaleon> Frag_: deltree /y c:\windows <Ghaleon> the longer it takes, the slower your computer is <Ghaleon> (ps, just a joke) <Frag_> uh can i undo deltree?

#1697   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<McMoo> those presents are wrapped like motherfuckers. <McMoo> like very thoroughly wrapped motherfuckers.

#1698   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AnGeLFiRe> go screw a dog <Pharaohe> come over to my house then babe

#1699   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Berzerker> Life is hard. <Berzerker> unfortunately, you arent. <Berzerker> call the national impotency hotline. 1-800-GET-BONE

#1700   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FLoBBaSKo> That'd be cool if there was a hermaphrodite that had their dick coming out of their vagina... they wouldn't be able to walk without having an orgasm.

#1701   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Berzerker> i shit too big <Berzerker> i clog up the toilet without using toilet paper <Berzerker> my parents think i use too much <Berzerker> and im starting to get in trouble for doing it <Berzerker> i dont wanna tell them "i shit big, sorry"

#1702   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> RZR033DCC IS OFFERING VIRUSES INFECTED WITH WAREZ

#1703   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Pyre> Gumby's mom is hot

#1704   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<XxDeThxX> thats what the sperm whales do..they check out the females then all the males rub against eachother til they spooge

#1705   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** hypr changes topic to '.' <LkChaCha1> Ahh. . .hypr had his period. Must be that time of month.

#1706   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<k> hm yes i believe to say d0f would be the correct way out of this interpretation situilimintation

#1707   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Berzerk0r> eD farted and it smelt like bvaD

#1708   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Berzerker> they gave christopher reaves a standing ovation <Berzerker> and like <Berzerker> he cant even stand up <Berzerker> so hes like <Berzerker> wtf

#1709   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BRASIL> IN MY COUNTRY TOO HOT TO GO OUTSIDE <BRASIL> SO I SURF NET INSTEAD

#1710   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EFX> take a banana .. cut off the top .. squeeze the banana out gently keeping the peel intact.. get a empty toilet paper roll .. put the peel inside of it .. warm it up in the microwave .. and then stick your cock in it

#1711   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Berzerker> hey <Berzerker> you hear about the new game they play at the white house? <Berzerker> swallow the leader.

#1712   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DEMI1999> ed's hit an all time high of un-understandability <DEMI1999> <eDz0ph_gb> d0f eye ,ent n0am

#1713   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> i saw a big crack in front of me, then this flash of light.. after that, i can't remember anything.

#1714   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Berzerker> like one time i shit on a bench in my school playground  <Berzerker> and like it smelt so bad  <Berzerker> and i covered it with playground gravel  <Berzerker> and like when the cafeteria aid came the next day she cleared it off with her hand  <Berzerker> and like  <Berzerker> poop!

#1715   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* Berzerker gets hungry  * Berzerker eats his e's  *** Berzerker is now known as Brzrkr

#1716   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IceWizard> What the HELL is up with these candy companies? Little teeny bars are called 'Fun Size'.. Damn, Whats so fun about a smaller candybar?!?

#1717   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Berzerker> what are you goign to pick?  <ding> HAWT PAWKETS

#1718   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<EFX> What's a dikfor?

#1719   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<{SaTaN}> GOD DAMN IT SUN OF A BITCH STOP CALLING ME SANTA IT IS "SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!"  <DaRkShaMe> hi santa

#1720   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Fungus): idler, define " life " please :) (Idler): Fungus: Life is the thing that grows in my fridge (Idler): Starting to get really big now (Idler): Might have to kill it some day (NX): did u try to eat it? (Idler): NX: No, that's what I should have done a long time ago