#1646   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<michael-> Complaint : Seller won auction but did not send payment <michael-> Response by [email protected] - son was killed in a car crash, extremely insensitive and impatient seller

#1647   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Amanda sets mode: -s <DAL9000> i feel naked now.

#1648   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<PX_> pc without irc is like a macintosh or something <PX_> (:

#1649   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<schwack> if there's one thing i hate its everything

#1650   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[Fee]> I watch univsion <[Fee]> and galavision <[Fee]> they got nice ass on there sometimes <[Fee]> i dont know what there saying <[Fee]> but ass is univeral

#1651   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** loopback was kicked by GoodScrat (GoodScrat) *** loopback ([email protected]) has joined #winprog <loopback> GoodScrat, why did you kick me? <GoodScrat> I didn't mean to, I was clicking on something and my computer froze fora  second and then caught up to all the clicks and kicked you <loopback> oh, ok

#1652   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* iban is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger

#1653   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP <brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!!

#1654   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to the internet

#1655   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<pupkick> 37? <devinfo> i heard 37 is any 3 digit multiple of 37, when the digits are cyclicly permutated is still divisible by 37, ie: 37*13 = 481, 148/37 = 4, 37*11 = 407, 740/37 = 20, or oddly enough, this works in other bases too... 0x37 * 0x19 = 0x55F. 0xF55 / 0x37 = 0x47, or you sucked 37 dicks?

#1656   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT * CaliSean is STRAIGHTER <soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.

#1657   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Viscant> I am proud of having an average sized penis. <Viscant> Little Viscant is 6 3/4 and proud. <Hentai007> i thought 7 was average <tragic> viscant "average" you realize there are 1 billion chinese people <Viscant> tragic: Damn them.

#1658   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Matt^^^) Ok, walk up to a really hot chick and say "I bet you 20 bucks I can make your tits jiggle without touching them" (Matt^^^) then grab her tits, give her 20 bucks and walk away

#1659   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it

#1660   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[_pitch_]> florida is shaped like a big droopy dick for a reason...

#1661   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LrdZombie> So last night my sister comes in and wants to borrow a dvd.  She goes "What do you have that I'd like?" and i go, "Well, I got Goonies, Dark Crystal, and Adventures of Baron Munchausen."  She goes "I just saw goonies.  Which is better, dark crystal or baron munchausen?" <_Shorty> haha <LrdZombie> "Do you want to sleep tonight?"  "Yes."  *hands her baron munchausen.* <blazemore> tsk tsk.. laughing before the punch line

#1662   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<k3vil> Hey how did it work out with your(ex)gurlfriend ;) <Mac]{> I think she still wants <Mac]{> I see her every week <Mac]{> :P <k3vil> see == ? <Mac]{> uhh <k3vil> see <k3vil> where.. in bed? :) <Mac]{> see = /invite her #my_room <k3vil> hahaahah <Mac]{> and /op her #bed <Mac]{> and /mode #bed +i <k3vil> haha <Mac]{> :P <k3vil> /msg #ear whore! <Mac]{> haha <k3vil> /part #legs <Mac]{> foreplay = /ctcp her !finger <Mac]{> afterplay = /dcc chat her <k3vil> /join #pussy <k3vil> /whois #stench_from_pussy <Mac]{> heh <Mac]{> /kickban her | /notice her come back next week <k3vil> /query #pussy spermanoids <k3vil> hehehe

#1663   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shervin> Am I the only one that thinks Leela, the girl on Futurama, would be really hot if she had 2 eyes? <shervin> i'd bone her if she wore sunglasses

#1664   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<neck> my arse has fucking fallen asleep again .. <neck> i cant get it up <neck> i mean get up

#1665   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<neck> i no longer wear tshirts <neck> oh, wtf am i talking about, i have on on as i speak

#1666   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[Lord-Data] hell, woudlnt mind a girlfriend [Duckarse] ditto [incorrect] there's always ebay

#1667   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ThaDragon> =) (= <ThaDragon> =* *= <ThaDragon> =**= <ThaDragon> *ziiiip* <ThaDragon> =) o=u=8 O=< <ThaDragon> *SLAP* <ThaDragon> =/ `o=u=8 <ThaDragon> Thats the story of a man and a woman on the first date. <ThaDragon> =P

#1668   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DMC[isje]> i cant even count the number of times i have jerked off while talking to you guys

#1669   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** bigdick ([email protected]) has joined #cars *** BigCunt is now known as RaMTuFF * bigdick slides into BigCunt *** bigdick ([email protected]) has left #cars <shaan> well that doesnt happen everyday

#1670   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<snag> you know whats funny <snag> im big <snag> but im not that fat <eldee> that's what all fat people say