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<Facade> Vista is like an extra thick condom. More safe but slightly less fun.... <Facade> Hah, even viruses have compatibility issues >_<


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<+Fantasma> makes me feel all special and gooey inside <+Fantasma> like a little catholic shoolgirl having her first orgasm in the rafters of the church during communion


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<_bryan_> its a good thing MS isn't in the condom business


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<TknoMncr> defunkt: if there's 1 thing I can't stand... <TknoMncr> it's someone thinkin they're cool bringing a kid onto irc <TknoMncr> I swear <TknoMncr> if I find someone doing it <TknoMncr> I will get em reported for child abuse


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Mervin: Alright, thats it Mervin: I'm so gonna get you Kelvin: GEEK Mervin: You are so not 3l337 Kelvin: I am so 3l337 Rocky:Alright geeks, i think we know how to settle this Rocky: Dungeons and Dragons at D20 paces


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*** Joins: soundsold (~heldar@host61.wentworth.w.subnet.rcn.com) <zaps> that is wierd <zaps> my last name is in that host. <timmo> WOW <timmo> WHAT A COINCIDENCE <orion> is your last name 61.w?


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* SLingmas sets mode: +b *!*@* <@SLingmas> it's ok <@SLingmas> I had subway for lunch


#20459 + (265) -

<Conjure> closed minded idiots <Conjure> playing with feces owns


#20460 + (863) -

<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill <DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head <jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck <Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though <jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health


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<@WrmSlayer> i just peeled off my keyboard glove thingy <Ironmax^> keyboard glove? <@WrmSlayer> yeah <@spidey> you got a conny on your keyboard? <@WrmSlayer> yeah its like a condom <@WrmSlayer> stops spooge from leaking down between the keys <@spidey> it must take away all feel :)


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