#1721   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Snag> on another note <Snag> you know any fake tan shit i can buy? <eldee> fake tan shit? <eldee> wtf? <Snag> ya <Snag> i have supah white arms <eldee> go to a tanning booth, give the bitch 5 bux and stick your arm in the pipe dude

#1722   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<michael-> shut up <michael-> i sucked a lot of cock to get where i am today <kisama> heh <kisama> at least you got to suck cock and not be ass raped like the rest of us

#1723   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slant> evenpar123: What's up dog, word? <evenpar123> dog? <evenpar123> That's my slave name.  My new name is "dogg"

#1724   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CmnstR> so i calls it ScRnr? <Lord-Data> CmnstR: you call it a screener <Lord-Data> the only reason you would type ScRnr would be if your e key wasnt working

#1725   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kazz> Everybody kept screeching "DON'T DO IT LOOK AT ALL YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE FOR" and he was like "no im gona do it" and I said "How?" and he said "Knife through the heart" and I was like "Wicked.  Send pics." <Sharkey> My favorite one was back in #verge years ago. Finally after I ribbed her for about an hour she said that she'd slashed her wrists because of me. I asked her if she was typing with her tongue. <Kazz> I suggested he fall on a chainsaw.  He liked the messiness.

#1726   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<neck> btw... bought an ice cream maker today :) <qu4ntum> dont you mean a donut maker ? <Lord-Data> very easy to get those confused .. <neck> oh hell yeah <neck> oh crap... it was a donut maker

#1727   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Muskratt> How can people like you guys survive infancy without bursting into flames from some major god (I don't care who) 's anger? <MightyQuinn> easy <MightyQuinn> we carry fire extinguishers

#1728   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<profuse> its rather good, this is the first of anything of his that ive listened to <profuse> heh im talkinglike im british or some shit <al-x> hey <al-x> americans say "rather" too <al-x> except they say "i'd rather have a big slow car that's flashy than a car that isn't flashy but runs better"

#1729   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eldee> welp, i got some coding to do.. smell ya later <eldee> Aimee: for you that's a literal statement

#1730   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Potato> I've known her for years and I've always wanted to fuck her. <Potato> But her last boyfriend was a 6 foot 7 black man. <Potato> So I just don't try. <Potato> I'm above average, but he was a giant black man. <Potato> I mean, c'mon. <Potato> He was like Godzilla, but black.  Like Shaftzilla. <memo> Did he smash Japanese skyscrapers with his dong? <Potato> Yes. <Potato> Yes he did.

#1731   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Object> booya my roommate, got in a fight last week.. this week, booya was starting a new job .. he gets in and finds out his new boss is the guy he fought last week, we thought it was pretty funny

#1732   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<exbawx> $465 in debt. good luck to me. <novocain> its yer own damn fault that 1. you work at taco bell 2. that you only work 4 hours a week

#1733   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> man this sucks <BlackDeth> why is it that all drugs make you lazy and useless <BlackDeth> they should invent one that motivates you to do homework and shit

#1734   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<T_hibiki_> you catch your lady in bed with another man what do you do ? <sparatik> tell him she has an STD

#1735   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BlackDeth> the only effect cocaine really has is it makes you want more cocaine :D

#1736   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #cars *** Topic is 'No gay sex talk please thanks' <spazzer> no gay sex talk eh? <spazzer> this channel is going to be quiet then

#1737   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<al-x> pam anderson had implants <al-x> had them taken out <al-x> just had them put back in <al-x> she proly has zippers <al-x> under her arms <al-x> or somethign

#1738   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nstylz> i want to make a site that the people run it and then just forget about it and watch the $ go in <Deadbolt> sorry, we already have a slashdot

#1739   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dregan> EGADS THE PAIN <dregan> THE BITING, GNAWING PAIN <dregan> THE SEARING, UNENDING.. UN.. mmm..

#1740   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<trccccc> I was going down on this one girl once.... and her clit was the size of my pinkie... I was all DAMN and exscused myself and went back down to the party

#1741   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<blazemore> my chair is starting to smell bad from me farting in it so much <blazemore> either that or it's the underwear i've been wearing for 4 days

#1742   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<trccccc> virus: go fuck a leprocohn <brucel33t> I bet they give good head <trccccc> maybe he will give you his bag of gold <Reul> or what's in his sack

#1743   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<datz510> u prolly race grandmas goin tot he grocery store too huh <BenK> no <BenK> I race hardcore racers <BenK> people with tinted windows <BenK> and 20 inch rims <datz510> Ben.. like other hondas?

#1744   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Entomorph> blazemore, I know you <Entomorph> oldskewl emu guy right? <blazemore> heh yeah <Apoc> irc is just wierd <Apoc> no where else can you run into old friends that you have never met

#1745   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<waterfire> All women are gay, or at least that's what they tell me