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#1671   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

-Global- [Logon News - Dec 29 2001] Welcome to Evolnet!  Where the men are men, the women are men, and the boys are fbi agents.  but some of the men are really women.  Enjoy!


#1672   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<semi> ThePikmin: oh yeah? well i can increase my penis size up to 3 full inches! <ThePikmin> my penis size is already 3 full inches


#1673   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrP-> people say my ass is just like a girls <MrP-> and my tits are to die for!


#1674   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<maff> yoga fire! <timmo> yoga flame! <maff> if you were dhalism right now, I bet you'd get stopped in the airport.


#1675   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drBoston> DGMage : asl <DGMage> You seriously need a new pickup line. <drBoston> never <drBoston> you don't fuck with perfection


#1676   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drwho> I don't know which models use 60 pin and whihc use 26 pin <Horus> models usualy have a 1 pin female connector


#1677   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Nilx ([email protected]) has joined channel #unixhelp <Nilx> are there any webpages which are allowed to get hacked? <Nilx> HELP


#1678   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to Kids in the back seat cause accidents.  Accidents in the backseat cause kids. *** mr_bill has changed the topic on channel #unix to oops, wrong channel


#1679   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Strafer> If you get collisions on a wireless LAN, do you see sparks in mid-air?


#1680   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<|nec|> hihi all <|nec|> can anyone tell me if its possible to set up a efnet server on a homepc


#1681   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shervin> do you ever have those days where you dont take a crap, so you fart a lot, and your farts kinda smell good?


#1682   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<zacs> wow <zacs> my name on slashdot <zacs> i can retire <zacs> and live on fame alone <iddy-h> *nod*


#1683   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* semi realises that  my videocard is better then MrP-'s old computer <MrP-> hell, i masturbate at a higher frequency than my old pc


#1684   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<semi> + <semi> oops <semi> keyboard almost fell, caught it by the numpad end <MrP-> + <MrP-> oops <MrP-> same here


#1685   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <`Jamesy> i am a raging homosexual. [23:03] <exploding_elf> watch it `Jamesy, keep your fluids to yourself and dont flood


#1686   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<eldee> boozie: yeh.. kizer has alot of hooch-pr0n.. he must have a subscription to penthouse ;> <boozie> haha <KiZeR> good lord <eldee> penthouse == magazine for chicks who dont want to have fuck-scenes, and too ugly to be in playboy


#1687   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shervin> DMC talks shit like no other and yet hes OP <Gethoht> OP? <Gethoht> oh, op <Gethoht> i thought you meant "original playa" or somethin


#1688   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* FiShYmAn kills Noddy * FiShYmAn sells the film to ld saying its olsen twins for $50 [Noddy ] rfol [Noddy ] he'd get off on it either way


#1689   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[incorrect] no, we're all using pens, paper and carrier pidgeons [incorrect] actually, maybe that's what PPP stands for


#1690   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time <artoh8su> no, i dont <matts_> oh <artoh8su> i just couldnt fit artoh8suunlessyournameismatts in my name


#1691   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AlmtyBob> Groups such as Cyberangels and Pedowatch have picked up the slack by enlisting thousands of volunteers across the globe to scan the Internet for lurid images of children. <AlmtyBob> wow <AlmtyBob> sounds like my kind of job <AlmtyBob> and to think, I'm doing it for free as we speak


#1692   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<davisjr2> you know, if a girl sticks ya good you know she's not the one. it's simple.


#1693   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Avi> is this divx ??????????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ???????????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <-- thats how people are now'a'days <Lord-Data> Avi: its always been that way <Lord-Data> just faster cpu's means they type more bullshit


#1694   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LkTrout1> call yourself DJ Sock <LkTrout1> Come in naked with just a sock over your crotch.


#1695   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama> man, i am rocking to this backstreet boys shit


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