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<CMR> We're having a solar eclipse! <RJR> Oo! Where?


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<Bruce_MacCulloch> ever hear the saying "if you cant say something nice, dont say anything"? well, I have a corollary to that - it goes "if you cant say something meaningful, go away or be quiet"


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<DirkGently> IBO's about to turn into a OS war zone. <iDno> no because...watch this <iDno> Im going to do something that NO mac user is capable of doing. * iDno drops it.


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* AlecWire fires a crossbow dart through the arrow, landing it in Foe's crotch. Foenix: HA! Joke's on you! I had no plans to use that for years!


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<thebluetml> everyone doesn't like me <thebluetml> so i told my mom <thebluetml> and she said i was cool <thebluetml> other than the fact i have glasses, acne and 6 fingers on my left hand.


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<Elysium> I think I need to watch some porn for luck <gNaRKiLL> doesnt work <gNaRKiLL> id be the luckiest fucker alive <gNaRKiLL> id shit leprachauns


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* @Super-Vipeo [Super Mario Brothers Theme Song-Nintendo] - [0.65mb; 1:24; 64kbps; 44khz; mono] <@Cockroach> I saw a quicktime movie of a guy playing that on the piano <@Cockroach> and about every other mario song <@Cockroach> was kind of scary... then people on the CS forum started posting about learning sailor moon songs on their clarinets <@Cockroach> and suddenly the Mario guy was normal again...


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<timmo> it blows my mind <timmo> that some people want to just be born, grow up, etc just in one place <timmo> and not go out and explore the world <v3dd3r> shutup magellan


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<Atom> im racist against leprachans <Prozzy> Yah, that's why you can never pick up Leprachans at a bar. "So honey, wanna go on back to my place?" "BITCH AINT GIVING UP MY LUCKY CHARMS THAT EASY!" <Atom> i bet people in ireland call genital warts "lucky charms"


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Albinogodzilla1: hes at a musical....yes I think hes gay...no I cant prove it


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