#1771   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[00:12:10] *** ApathyGod changes topic to 'What sucks about real life is that if you walk into a sorority and type su, nothing happens'

#1772   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kisama> you know what's hilarious <kisama> leaving your fly unbuttoned <kisama> then walking around all furtive <DooD> ... <kisama> hhahaha <kisama> i did that today <kisama> you'd think ppl would notice <kisama> but i was in art all day <kisama> with my zipper down <kisama> and a long shirt <DooD> they'd have to look at your wang area =P <kisama> are they afraid of sensory overload or what?

#1773   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@MF_Nazi> I bet Rob wants to date a girl named Rob so he can scream his own name during sex

#1774   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Acero> Acero = Steel <Acero> my nick used to be Steel <Acero> there are a load of other lamers who use steel <BaNe> yer nick should be puddin <BaNe> not steel

#1775   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Javi> irc is like a cigarette <Javi> you know it's bad for you <Javi> but you just can't stop

#1776   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MXV> can't really tell when wife is PMSing and when she is just naturally psycho

#1777   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

quits SuB-RiC ([email protected]) (I am short" is Womanese for, "I am fat)

#1778   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZombiiPro> pretty please with a virgin cherry on top

#1779   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jumper> there's an old saying in this part of ze world: you're not a real geek until you've scored sex through IRC <Jumper> irl sex, that is <smiler> Jumper: We figured =) <smiler> Jumper: can you even say you scored if you get cybersex? <smiler> Jumper: That would be a REAL geek. <Jumper> smiler: that would just be a looser

#1780   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** beltic has joined #html <beltic> hey folks.. <beltic> anyone know of a good php chan? <myn> #php <beltic> thanks. *** beltic has left #html

#1781   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tomg> er I have no comment on this. <tomg> :P <Jumper> tomg: afraid of being quoted ? :P <tomg> no, I'm afraid my mum will find the quotes :P

#1782   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<WillaCuz> shervin did u say u had a woman? <shervin> WillaCuz: yeah but its losing pressure, i think it has a hole or something

#1783   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Boba> You know who should get in the NBA? Mini-Me. <collusion> yeah, and he should play center right? <Boba> No...he's obviously a power forward. Are you sure you watch basketball?

#1784   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<J0RD4N> where do they find these retards? <reptile_> randomly picked from dalnet

#1785   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MadScribe> i WILL NEVER EVER live below someone again <MadScribe> he is apparently redoing the fucking floor <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* pause <MadScribe> for the last fucking hour <MadScribe> geezus <toNe> you sure he's not just fucking his wife?

#1786   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kashan> I hate it when H-manga's try to be philosophical <dregan> Mehh. <dregan> "As I lay there, with the cum flowing out of every hole, my schoolgirl vagina stretched beyond its natural limit by a twenty-limbed tentacle demon, I wondered 'What is the stars, what is the stars?'"

#1787   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<putnam> i got a speech from my latin teacher about how in europe its commonplace for men to cry <putnam> and crying is so special <putnam> i asked her if she wanted me to cry for her and she said no, stop being a pussy this is america

#1788   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<CactusJack> thats exeactly it... (putnam): i lip synced rubber ducky by ernie from sesame street in literature for a project once. (putnam): that brought the damn house down. i couldnt believe how perverted the song is (putnam): i danced too. and got people into it. they were clapping.

#1789   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LuMpY> i got an OC48 and 32 linux servers doing nothing on 1000Mb lan <putnam> oh yeah bitch, well i got OC49 and 33 linux servers doing everything on a 5000Mb lan

#1790   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Jizzy> geekissues<---how sad?

#1791   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Keyman> dam I just lost 128k on my upstream! <Jumper> damn, same here, now I can only download that CD in 3.04secs instead of 3.0400000001

#1792   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Arwen`) spell check on the serch engin is so nice :)

#1793   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<foolsCAP> how much is an abortion? i want to get my girlfriend a gift certificate for one for valentines day

#1794   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ToolKid> I have a 1 inch pen0r. And that's after a 3 inch extension

#1795   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Now talking in #catholic <shervin> where can I download "Catholic School Girls Gone Wild VII" and "Guide to Successfully Raping Nun's 2002 Edition"?