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<Firamas> bash.org is the cure for everything <Firamas> insomnia <Firamas> homework <lvlsixtyclr> sexual needs? <Firamas> hunger <Firamas> ok, almost everything <lvlsixtyclr> come on <lvlsixtyclr> you cant tell me u dont masturbate to the quotes <Firamas> i'll admit that i have yet to consider beatin off to it <lvlsixtyclr> I'm masturbating right now thinking about you masturbating to bash.org

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<ChaB`s> Santa Claus hates you. <LordReavr> he doesn't, he gives me presents. <ChaB`s> no he doesn't. <ChaB`s> that's not santa at all. <LordReavr> you're just jealous because all you get is lumps of coal. <ChaB`s> hey, I'm prepared for an energy crisis, man

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<ZombieKing> best way to get rid of a client with dial-up, told them to install service pack 2 and call back

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[CaptHowdy] [~] $ touch /dev/genitalia [CaptHowdy] touch: /dev/genitalia: Permission denied

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<Rav3n> if eminem had a 15 year old sister, she would look like this http:// www.msnusers.com/mypicture?user= 4263~4AAABAAAACQvSEQB3m0gg5W641xHxiPqX7DnL4o6NOPKV6XsTAf7Hmxg$$~4AAACAAAAEVyAFyBKsl7uXPmYHd1ECNoIXtgGXx*RzqyY$ <kluster> that's the weirdest ascii art i saw in ages <kluster> oh, it is a link. nm

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<Hellwarrior> I bet I can suck my own dick <Hellwarrior> one sec

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<Asher_Dorn> somebody suggested that the offical name for our gay straight alliance should be "All You Need Is Love" <Asher_Dorn> i had to tell him the acronym is AYNIL

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*** weedsmokingpylon has quit IRC (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet ([exp/os] Due to abuse from this host, you are no longer welcome on DALnet. See http:// kline.dal.net/exploits/akills.htm#os for more information.) [AKILL ID:1032824129K-e]))) <ChRiS^HoWiE^GoNe> lol *** ChRiS^HoWiE^GoNe is now known as ChRiS^HoWiE <BurningDog> dalnet 1 , weed 0

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<duncan> i should get oli to come here. <duncan> and we should make him get alcohol poisoning. <n3wt> Or poison poisoning <duncan> YES

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Schlik: i saw your mom LckyLuciano8: where? Schlik: naked so did adam, we were watchin Schlik: and dont call us stockers LckyLuciano8: stockers? LckyLuciano8: or stalkers? Schlik: hey fuck off