#1796   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DAL9000> being alone sucks... i want to stab someone in the eye, but alas, noone is there.

#1797   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[ric]> are you going to start wearing clothes after the court case?

#1798   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<AxxA69> What the hell is a r33t???

#1799   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<snag> <@Mir> I wonder what it would be like to fuck in space... in 0-gee <snag> you need to fuck first <snag> then you can be picky

#1800   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now <spazzer> what the FUCK

#1801   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ecntrcjrk> Eating babies is like eating Veal. <Ecntrcjrk> Only..... babies.

#1802   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Soopa> everyone hurry up and get banned so we can troll some other channel

#1803   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of olives. So what the fuck is baby oil made out of?

#1804   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective birth control

#1805   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Maxstah> GOD what i'd do for gwen (stefani) to just kiss the tip of my cock <Javi> you'd blow me? <Maxstah> javi i'd swallow <Maxstah> i'm comfortable with my hentrosexuality <Maxstah> long as i have a coke to chase it down with

#1806   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<putnam> this chinese kid said something so damn funny today on the phone <putnam> let me give you the exact quote that he said, i will make sure not to make any typos. just picture hearing a chinese thug say this <putnam> i said "man i'm gonna kick your ass" and he responds with: <putnam> oh fuck nah...i'm gonna get some brick, and throw it across your window. i'm gonna throw it across your window and burn your bushes.

#1807   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an erection, will he give me Viagra? (Brodie) I need viagra for my paln (Samadhi) He may check you though (Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the truth (Brodie) Sweet (Brodie) This is win win

#1808   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<shaun|WRK> bah...porno's get borring after like 5 min <|D-ToX|> all u just told me was u Blow yer load in 5 mins

#1809   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Orange1> why won't openbsd recognize my usb floppy drive? <Orange1> it starts booting, but then can't find itself

#1810   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<JMPZ> Either you are too horny for you're own good, or I am... <Joshua> i don't know what that means... <Joshua> 'too horny'? <Joshua> usually once you get too horny the problem solves itself

#1811   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<berly> *puh*  You can call me anything you want! <Joshua> aww... i'll try not to abuse that, sex-kitten <Joshua> i like that sentence better without punctuation...

#1812   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sQuEeDeN> so much homework <Joshua> shoot yourself in the shoulder and tell them you had to go FIGHT THE WAR ON TERRORISM! instead of doing useless homework <shift> ass

#1813   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<friedegg>          _.---._    /\ <friedegg>       ./'       "--`// <friedegg>     ./              o <friedegg>   ././  )______   __ <friedegg> ./   / /     | |   7 <friedegg>       "     "    "  " <friedegg>          _.---._    /\ <friedegg>       ./'       "--`// <friedegg>     ./              o <friedegg>   ././  )______   __ <friedegg> ./   / /     | |   7 <friedegg>       "     "    "  " <b|ubeard> eek <friedegg> shhh <friedegg> i'm observing wildlife

#1814   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* soya-88 squeezes your cock. * Tim_K makes sure it's loaded.

#1815   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* FlipTopBox eats Dicks <FlipTopBox> capitalization is very important sometimes

#1816   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sDB> angelic smells of trout <angelic> morning

#1817   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spin0ut> ok, going to try the bed thing again <aNuBiS-> Spin0ut: Fucking your pillow till you bleed?

#1818   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spazzer> !quote *_bas* <festis> <_Bas> stop fucking quoting me

#1819   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aNuBiS-> i will spray my he-salsa on trilogy's man-gina

#1820   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on