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#1746   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[jstepka-w] it's not gay, there are several key nerve endings in your prostate


#1747   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MrSede> They made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera. I was like "woah, they made a movie of Phantom Of The Opera." Then I didn't watch it <Geothermal> you too eh


#1748   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** emul8or__ ([email protected]) has joined #winprog *** delete[] sets mode: +b *!*@ool-18be3bcc.dyn.optonline.net *** emul8or__ was kicked by delete[] (banned: <emul8or__> you cant perm ban me)


#1749   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<FMJaguar> good, we don't have time for elitists here * FMJaguar > all of you


#1750   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DAL9000> remember the XFL? <DAL9000> me neither <hex86> huh? <hex86> the women's football thing?


#1751   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Xta-C> i really need a gf <Xta-C> ROFL <Xta-C> gf3 even <Xta-C> but yeah, a gf would be nice


#1752   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(siege) once a s'kiddie, always a s'kiddie (PeeDeeCee) indeed (siege) same with alcoholism (PeeDeeCee) same with dalnet (siege) hahaha


#1753   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Matt^^^) fenrir's gf is a quad processor solaris box


#1754   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dodge> i should be in bed myself ... <dodge> oh wait, i am


#1755   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Lord-Data> chmod 777 is the kinda thing i do on my own personal box when i cant be fucked figureing out what the perm's SHOULD be <Lord-Data> which is, sadly, most of the time


#1756   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<michael-> Of the city's 11,500 firefighters, 2.7 percent are black and 3.2 percent Hispanic <michael-> reeediculous <maff> that's because their darker skin color attracts the heat


#1757   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(phibor) im writing a windows based system called NegrOS (evulanjal) lol (qdial) that sounds ghetto (qdial) what will it do? (phibor) nothing, just like true niggers. (nexxai) HAHAHAHAHAHA (phibor) you give it a job and it will fuck it up..then it will smoke your weed and fuck your girlfriend too


#1758   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Fee> 128 megs? 1997 called, they want there memory back


#1759   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dboo> shit...i can hear the cat masturbating again


#1760   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kyourek> There was a 23% drop in temperature. <nappyjallapy> That's almost 25%! <kyourek> ... That was one of the most worthless comments I've ever heard.


#1761   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** madwoota changes topic to 'Synoptica needs a dick slapped against his forehead.' <incorrect> that an offer woota?


#1762   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[16:45] <over|kill> some say the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice, I say the darker the skin the deeper the rootz..


#1763   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ChunLi> my friend works at a hospital and said this guy came in with an aspargaus stuck up his ass =)


#1764   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<djLiKu> 8=========D <insanelee> wow.. . is that life size? <djLiKu> yeah <djLiKu> if u have a 200 inch monitor


#1765   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Valdrak> SuperMan is a virgin <Wind-X> no way superman is a virgin... <Wind-X> dude grew up on a FARM.


#1766   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Viscant> cockblock (COK'blok) n. 1. to stop in the sexual escapading by another willfully and wantonly. 2. to deflect the cock "viscant was eyeing ricky ortiz lustily until arturo cockblocked him"


#1767   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

{[FoF]}Draegos: no, I dont jerk off {[FoF]}Draegos: i never jacked off and never will xceptional: your nuts must be the size of bean bag chairs


#1768   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<TurboRout> i saw some of my high school friends when i got put in rehab


#1769   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<yossarian> theres a hole in my bucket <tomg> yossarian: did microsoft make it? <yossarian> yes, MSBucket <tomg> have they made a patch for it yet? <tomg> no, they probably want you to upgrade to Bucket.NET <yossarian> with what shall i fix it dear microsoft, dear microsoft? <tomg> well the CBR (common bucket runtime) will have embedded security to prevent leaks


#1770   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ric> METHOD=DRINK ACTION=CHATUPUGLYWOMEN TARGET=MYBED


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