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<azathoth> why can't alyssa milano live next door to me, be lonely and need the satisfaction and fullfillment that only a 20 year old computer programmer can provide... * azathoth shakes his fist at god and goes back to his debugging

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<CreepingDeath> what was that other guy <CreepingDeath> during WWII <CreepingDeath> he was in charge of the concentration camps <CreepingDeath> argh can't remember his name <Malek> colonel klink?

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<Macolio> shaid: like last time, I helped scrybe do his chemestry assignment, even though I had no idea what I was doing. Because that's just the type of person I am. <Shaid> and he failed. <Macolio> that's irrelevant

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<dodge> oh shit, i got icecream on my keyboard <dodge> shit, now chocolate <dodge> i should clean it instead of mashing it under the keys

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SeanieG123: I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you. SeanieG123: Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

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sessorach: you know whats funny? sessorach: offering people sexual favors in exchange for something sessorach: be like "Ill give you sexual favors for that whatever" mathJunkie314: you know whats funny? mathJunkie314: me reading that last sentence before the rest O_o

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<Kiell> My system clock is gaining one minute every twelve hours. <Kiell> As a result, I'm completing tasks slightly quicker than normal. <Kiell> I don't like it.

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<julia> my inglish is pore <Nurgle> engrish <julia> ja! my engrish is pore

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<Xoap> HAHAHHA MAONTH YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL <Maonth> whatever

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* Atma (~atma@216-21-193-206.spectrumdsl.net) Quit (Ping timeout) * Atma (~atma@216-21-193-5.spectrumdsl.net) has joined #kvs * Atma will strangle his father if he ever tries to get his attention by flipping the lightswitch off and on again