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#1821   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Spin0ut> devvie: Hey, it may be short, but it sure is skinny


#1822   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aNuBiS-> I think Taurus is greek for Recall


#1823   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drlion> linux hacker 1: i'm bored.  linux hacker 2: let's re-write the whole kernel!  linux hacker 1: ok.  *hackety-hack*  linux hacker 1: wow, it's 0.00001% faster and takes up 1kb less space!  linux hacker 2: w00t.


#1824   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myst> so what about you? anything interesting? <Joshua> i'm writting a book and i just left a naked lady in her bed seconds before her roommates came home. <Joshua> it was like *pulls on pants* *roommates walk in* <myst> what's your book about? <Joshua> lol! <Joshua> yup, you're a chick <myst> lol <myst> rofl


#1825   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myst> FYI, it wasn't true love that called earlier, it was my mom... lol


#1826   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myst> nah, snow is cool. <Joshua> if you're a bear. <myst> skiing, snowboarding, etc. <myst> just have to dress for it <Joshua> that's how i broke my arm for the first time <Joshua> snowboarding <myst> oh ouch <Joshua> or rather, falling down a hill because you SUCK at snowboarding


#1827   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too <myst> skiing easier <Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it. <Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom came home and yelled at him. <myst> lol! ah parents


#1828   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we hear... i probally just ignored it <Joshua> ah damn, i'm sorry about that <myst> ah teens and guns. yes i have read a few stories on that topic. <Joshua> as an american, i'm going to have to appologys <Joshua> *appologies? <Joshua> soemthing like that <Joshua> fuck it <Joshua> i'm an american <Joshua> i don't have to spell


#1829   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<bits> about 7-8mil live in sydney <bits> well not "sydney city" but live in sydney and its surrounding suburbs <Joshua> nice <Joshua> oh wait, you guys are on the metric system <bits> yep <Joshua> that's only like 3.5 million people in our system <bits> lol


#1830   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<nappyjallapy> dude nobody knows <nappyjallapy> but these fucking japs own ameritech <nappyjallapy> everyone thinks it's AMERItech <nappyjallapy> but it's JAPAfuckingtech <nappyjallapy> fuck them


#1831   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jip_> anyone know offhand how to make comments in lisp? <Jumper> people still use lisp ? <Liqd_Work> people started using lisp? <MediArc> people can program? <Jumper> ..people ? <MediArc> ?? <drlion> there was light?


#1832   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Sarojin) Haha nice, I got referred to the Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership by askjeeves.com, and the banner on the top said across it "WHY PAY RETAIL!?"


#1833   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Chaderz> Damnit man, get MSN! <Dog_Welder> Unlike most, I find that Bill's dick chafes my ass


#1834   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dot> one sex <dot> eek <dot> sec <dot> damn that typo <Alexander> sure <Waldo> paging doctor freud... <Waldo> paging doctor freud...


#1835   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<dot> i make that typo irl too <dot> wait... it's not a "typo" then... * dot gets confused about real life <dot> real life... has no keyboards... * dot tries to remember this


#1836   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<atomic__> i wish i had a .no hostname so i could act stupid and no one would ever question why i acted the way i did


#1837   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<_ry0suke_> My dad has no nuts <Deathwinter> Really? <_ry0suke_> OOPS, I meant my cat


#1838   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Waldo> tool, are you retarded or just an idiot? i need to know if i should just hate you or pity you as well. <Tool> i think you should hate me <Waldo> that's a given <Waldo> i need to know if i should pity you as well.


#1839   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Survivor> heh , metallica really sux <Waldo> yeah, they're a shitty mix of country and rock <Survivor> they was a good band before 90`s <Waldo> was they?!?! * Waldo pokes survivor in the eye


#1840   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<aNuBiS-> spic and i went and bought 30 shovels, no background check, fucked some niggers up.


#1841   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** devolve ([email protected]) has joined <devolve> what is the name of the sexual activity where you put a tube up each others ass and pass shit between it <aNuBiS-> devolve: Looking for something to do on a Saturday night in New Zealand?


#1842   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Evil_Rob> JLsoft:  Not like I'm going to wander the streets, jerking off homeless people.


#1843   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<natescape> There's a new soft drink that contains Viagra instead of caffeine, it's called Mount-n-Do.


#1844   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn <duckman> so he sent you here? <Richie> revenge is strange sometimes <Joshua> well... i guess we know what we have to do... * Joshua takes off his pants


#1845   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SementE> anyone here have a commercial pilot license? <blazemore> semente: do you have any idea how many fbi "carnivore" systems you just set off <SementE> blazemore:  oh.. I forgot to add airline


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