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WhatWasThat13: the medal listing for the Czech Republic: 1337 (1 gold 3 silver 3 brionze 7 total)


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<BlasterWisconsin> anyone know how many cups are in a quart ? <BlasterWisconsin> iam making carmel corn and need 2 qts of popcorn <CBG> depends on the size of the cup <CBG> I mean, a 36D would fill a quart much quicker...


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annonymous: there is this post on the IMDB board asking if saw III has any nudity because they want to know if they can take their kids to it


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XCodymauX: I've been killing pimps all day and still don't have enough money for that sword of light. l33t 1nt3gr4l: the hell are you playing, GTA: Middle Earth?


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<izi_> I like my servers like I like my women. monochrome and text only.


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< skel> I just patented an atmospheric bio-oxygen extraction device.. < skel> now I'll sue anyone breathing < skel> mwuhahahaha! < skel> i was just kidding guys < skel> you can let your breath out < skel> =P < skel> guys? < skel> OH DEAR GOD!! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! < skel> BREATHE PEOPLE!!! BREATHE!!!


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<catlike> SQUIRRELS TRY TO COPULATE ON MY BALCONY <Dayv> You're just jealous. <Dayv> You wish Chris was daring enough to copulate with you on the balcony. <Dayv> But he is too busy reading nanog.


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Mace|brb has quit (COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.)


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<+Quantsini> when i say the word "ramen" what words come to mind? * Ikari has joined #STNJ <@[Polynomial]> instant <ph4tkid> ninja <+Zanshi> porn <Ikari> instant ninja porn?!?! WHERE???!?! <+Quantsini> ...


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<Ash> I pay rent by playing the 'bottom' in sexual acts centering mostly around the anus. <Ash> You've solved the mystery!


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