#1846   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mxman> i think some people have non sensitive cocks <spazzer> shit <spazzer> you know its bad when your hand goes numb while you're pouding it

#1847   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<[prefix]> hahahah <[prefix]> I just read the funniest shit <[prefix]> this guy's sister got her laptop stolen, so her brother broke into it and replaced the dialup phone number for the ISP to his phone # <[prefix]> when the person dialed it up he had their name on the caller ID went over to their house, took it back, and kicked their ass

#1848   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<phish> wow, I read this in a slashdot post "Stop slouching! It's two O'clock in the afternoon, PUT PANTS ON!" and immediately thought...damn, he's right <phish> ...now I just need to find my pants

#1849   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Knighted> ewwww... something left some kind of web on my westworld dvd

#1850   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<memo> rgiorew09u34290 <Squizzle> Memo speaks ancient Decepticon!

#1851   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* WestBeach pretends hes an earthquake and flies around the room <WestBeach> oops <WestBeach> i meant to type... <WestBeach> uhhh <WestBeach> airplane

#1852   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<NtG> you know theres one thing I love about the internet <NtG> theres such a multitude of repulsive fat ugly chick pictures

#1853   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<LIMPBZKIT> i dont know whats wrong with me i had sex <JerkItgrl> HAHA <JerkItgrl> with what?

#1854   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Sh-arpe> YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID PPL ON TE WHOLE IRC !i don't know if i wrote without mistakes and i don't care at all !

#1855   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Tisha> dialup boy! <supreemball> at least i dont have problems :) *** supreemball has quit IRC (Quit: Connection reset by peer)

#1856   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<BuSteR> afk my eyes are bleeding from this intense conversation

#1857   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* RatWork hands Matt^^^ the cluephone (RatWork) it's for you

#1858   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* yossarian doesn't have a middle name <yossarian> i was going to press charges against my folks for circumcising me anyway, i might as well throw in "lack of names"

#1859   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** rmah ([email protected]) has joined #javascript <rmah> greetings fellow humans <JibberJim> Isn't that an unwarranted assumption rmah? <rmah> no assumptions...I do not greet non-humans <JibberJim> fair point.

#1860   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ophidian> why does being a programmer mean 13 hours a day and no social life? i dont understand

#1861   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

BogoMips: trying to figure out why my scanner isn't installed BogoMips: AHH.. NOT PLUGGED IN TO THE COMPUTER HAHAH BogoMips: i wonder how i even manage to feed myself sometimes

#1862   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(Mac01) kodEblak: I wanna see your naked ass (kodEblak) mac: the closest thing you'll get to my ass..is me farting in your direction.

#1863   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(acidic) i love it how my g/f calls me "fucker" with so much affection.

#1864   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<c-rOCK> damn my cell phone still reeks of pussy <c-rOCK> wheres the febreze <Goemon> Hmm...Did you put it on vibrate?

#1865   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Splortch> i should diet <Komando> chop off the t and just die

#1866   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<HondaRace> ask shok and how much I charged him for his clutch <HondaRace> ;) <Shok> no <Shok> i'm embarassed <poste> how much? <HondaRace> he sucked my dick <Shok> i felt used and dirty after <spicrx7> HR, he sucked mine for a stick of gum the other day <spicrx7> you got ripped off

#1867   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DrWoody> lol wtf...  I just got this email: "[Fwd: eHow To Ask Someone On  A Date] from MOM"

#1868   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cynica_l> i hate babies <Gollum`> i hate people <cynica_l> i hate you <profett> i have 3 guns <profett> we can solve some problems

#1869   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Evasion> they say astroglide doesn't get sticky for hours, thats bs, it gets sticky in 5-10 minutes <aNuBiS-> Evasion: you arent supposed to mix it with feces

#1870   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<ZeroZerv> I need condoms, but I dont want to go to a store to pick some up <ZeroZerv> i'm timid <aNuBiS-> ZeroZerv: timidly pull out <Dildosaur> ZeroZerv: get some JB Weld, about a 1/4" ball, and shove it down your penile hole, wait for 3 hours <ZeroZerv> wtf is that <Dildosaur> that should do <ZeroZerv> does that work?