#1896   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<spazzer> i've found out that the longer the muffler body is, the quieter the exhaust is <spicrx7> duh spazz <spicrx7> that's like saying... <spicrx7> i've found out that the fatter the girl is, the more she sweats" <TheDrip> the bigger my dick is, the more spic will scream when I stick it up the ass <TheDrip> up his ass rather

#1897   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<lan_rover> i hate reruns. <DAL9000> as do i <lan_rover> i wish the tv stations would just say: "We're sorry.. we have nothing new to show you.. so please go do something productive."

#1898   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** [SNiPeR] ([email protected]) has joined #efnet <[SNiPeR]> got a problem...i wanna register a chan but chanserv doesn�t work

#1899   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

(koch): !need some help (koch): !anyone in private please (@Lynkx): koch: what the hell are you doing (@dc): hes an idiot (@Lynkx): !i want a vagina (@Lynkx): shit (@Lynkx): don`t werk

#1900   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<MicroChip> ok, so who's gonna win the superbowl? <Chucker-away> the Yankees <bishop> the sox <MicroChip> you guys are so female

#1901   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<smcn> To buy a PS2, or not to buy a PS2: that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the moral decay of selling my soul to Sony, or to never play Final Fantasy X?

#1902   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<thc\ip> just cus i have like a hjalf oz of weed in my keyboard... <thc\ip> dont mean i cant spell

#1903   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<sector_> it was a boring uneventful game IMHO and my fucking HO is top-notch

#1904   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wes> Anything good coming on TV tonight? <kolby> maybe nWo will return <Wes> Anything good that doesn't involve dudes in their underwear slap-fighting so they can get a new belt to wear to the Gay Pride Parade?

#1905   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<drgonzo> i'd rather cut off my own penis than run linux <drgonzo> running linux screams I fuck ugly chicks

#1906   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mightyflo> why is the k in cmyk a k? <nitrifik_> cause it's kool like dat. <mightyflo> cyan, magenta, and yellow kool-aid <mightyflo> that would go over pretty well with the geek crowd <mightyflo> they should market a new flavor that way <nitrifik_> CMYKOOL <nitrifik_> I'd buy it.

#1907   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kolby> davek, stop trying to make everyone else become black

#1908   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the phone with my friend and i was freaking out because the game ffx talks!!!! <mightyflo> what was the point of having voice acting in ffx if the main character is just gonna say "..." all the time anyway?

#1909   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<tril0gy> i think with my gov't tax return i'm gunna buy a redmav <spicrx7> you're better off getting a shirt that says "I suck cock." <ChronosGW> Then you and DMC can be mav-buddies <spicrx7> same effect as having a red mav <spicrx7> except the tshirt would be worth more

#1910   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<kolby> i dont think the number of times ive jacked off to britney spears can be calculated <kolby> it never gets old <kolby> i think that's what love is

#1911   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky."

#1912   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the shit out of me <Nettik> the guy is REAL strong and pretty agile for being big <Nettik> he grabbe a hold of me and started squeezing, he didnt like it when I kicked his leg out from underneath him too much, but he squeezed harder.  It all depends on how far I was willing to go <spazzer> <Nettik> and soon i had a nice loaf the size of a breadbox in my drawers

#1913   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<C00k0> I used to think ircops were cybercops that would run around like leet hackers in movies and storm your house if you did something bad <hex86> and were you sad when you found out they actually do very little? <C00k0> I was quite happy ^_^

#1914   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<orion> A FUCKING GAY CLUB <orion>  HOMOS WILL TOUCH MY FUCKING FLYER <orion> this is a NIGHTMARE <orion> where's my time-release cyanide capsule of death <Guilty> Now orion, you arent gay from homo's touching a flyer you made <Guilty> Unless said flyer is a picture of your dick <Guilty> Which knowing you, it might be

#1915   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen.

#1916   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Maxisout> Apoc has so much brail on his face it would confuse a blind person

#1917   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Kraz> I am bored with the internet <Kraz> believe it or not <Kraz> there are no more "killer apps" <Kraz> it's all a big let down <Kraz> mostly coz it's not 3d

#1918   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy? [20:21] <KidHype> 2 [20:22] <KidHype> his and hers [20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids? [20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids

#1919   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<crums|zzz> i love my bed <crums|zzz> still need to christen it...grrr

#1920   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Ponder> He found a better job, got a new gf. <Ponder> All because he stopped smoking <tragic> i need to start smoking, so then i can quit and all sorta good shit will happen to me