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<vect0r> i think they have something called a "real life" i've heard the others talking about it <vect0r> i've never seen any screenshots though <vect0r> so i have no clue what that is

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<CCCXLVI> Ok so what I'm saying is, that CapnSilver said she was ugly, so that must mean that any girl that he has had any sort of relationship with must be BETTER looking than Paris Hilton... So basically he has only gone out with models?? <CCCXLVI> Which we all know is utter shit. <jaxxon> your argument is 'shes better looking because i say so' <CCCXLVI> Bullshit, that's my whole argument just there. <CCCXLVI> Read it you fucking ignoramous. <CapnSilver> the flaw in your arguement is that you think you're right

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* Doughboy ponders * Beryllium contemplates * Doughboy slips Beryllium a penny * Beryllium makes a template of the coin * Doughboy turns Beryllium in for counterfiting <Beryllium> I just wanted to open-source it! Money was meant to be free!

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<@Amon> I got this spider bite on my ass.. <@Amon> x.x It hurts <@Xanthros> Well gee whiz. WTF were you doing to the poor spider?

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<MadManDaz> I bought one of those camouflage shirts and put it in my closet. Now I can't find it.

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<nightfal:#java> damn, this quotedb gets funnier as a function of sleep loss

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<echoplex> do you type by throwing chopsticks at a keyboard that is spinning or something?

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<ash26> tip <ash26> never call yourself an american in england <ash26> claim your canadian <ash26> it will be so much easier for you

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<tosh> i need wax <tosh> my hair doesn't stay up out of joy

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<Rance> so... i'm driving to cedar rapids today <Rance> and i'm feeling a little frisky... <Rance> so i start cranking one off in the car <Rance> and it's really kind of funny when you... achieve your objective, and you wind up laying on the horn... and it's blaring for like 1/4 mile <Rance> so now the next time i hear someone going down the road with their horn going for no reason... i'll know