#1971   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DAL9000> he prolly cried and then shot himself in the head 14 times <Wronski> DAL9000: I think it would be rather difficult to shoot yourself in the head 14 times. <DAL9000> Wronski: think about it. <DAL9000> if he's stupid enough to use an imac and need help <DAL9000> then he's prolly not using very much of his brain <natescape> b'sides, they say we only use 10% of our brain most of the time anyway <natescape> his 10% was probably located closer to his ass....

#1972   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<@Dark_un> is there an actual term for banks lending out money? <@bytraper> loan <@Dark_un> i was thinking of the process <@incorrect> scam

#1973   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<IceHeartX> we had geekporn.com like, years ago <IceHeartX> we gave it up 'cause we didn't actually have any hot geeks

#1974   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mightyflo> and "what technologies do you like working with best?" <mightyflo> that's an odd question <redbatszu> dusteating nanobots? <mightyflo> i should hook those up to the x10 remote <mightyflo> i could clean the house from my chair

#1975   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Geothermal> "<Sphlynxo> Watch your mouth, son." what the hell was that <Geothermal> he better be joking <Geothermal> 'cause this is fucking finalfight <Kazz-readin> Yeah.  Fight the power! <dregan> Where the men are men, the women are women, the sheep are scared, and the preteen girls are 40-year-old men!

#1976   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<evilbadz> can i show you my function? <DAL9000> never on a first date.

#1977   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<mightyflo> they need to make a car washing sim <nitrifik_> I'd play it. <FE2work> what r u a spic ? <blazemore> haha <blazemore> would you like to buy a vowel? <blazemore> or even a whole word

#1978   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slant> Maybe I'll be able to ignore my GOD DAMN NEED TO HUMP ANYTHING HUMAN AND FEMALE <Slant> ANYTHING <Zor-SLEEP> i feel for your sisters.

#1979   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DMC[tiky]> talon: and dont get me started on your little "provicative" look in the bottom of the picture <DMC[tiky]> look like someone put ginger ale in your vagina and you are like 'you silly little kitten' *** DMC[tiky] was kicked by _Talon_ (God, you are so annoying) *** DMC[tiky] ([email protected]) has joined <DMC[tiky]> haha <DMC[tiky]> talon is frustrated with my dmc face

#1980   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<DMC[tiky]> talon: also can we discuss your choice of hairstyles? <DMC[tiky]> talon: the nappy-hair crackhead washed up movie star shoulder legth hair cut is sooo not in.

#1981   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<KoS-> what the hell is a civic hx? <matts> hx =hax0red

#1982   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** d6|GaiaN has joined #lesbians <d6|GaiaN> lol <d6|GaiaN> EVERYONE OF YOU ARE GUYS AND I KNOW IT

#1983   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** Villager has joined #akpcep <Villager> damn AOL <Joshua> ... <Alexander> hi vill <Joshua> jesus shit! <Joshua> you ARE using AOL! <Joshua> i thought you were joking...

#1984   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<jstepka> perl is the kryptonite of the computer science world <pagan> if stepka looks at it his penis shrivles up <pagan> and he gets weak <pagan> =) <jstepka> hell yeah

#1985   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

* RedBull has returned.. I degaussed my girlfriend and I'm just not attracted to her anymore.

#1986   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Corranfox> GF? <metroid23> you'll get it eventually... <Corranfox> guitar freaks <blazemore> it's not like it'd stand for girl friend.. this IS #bemani after all

#1987   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<myzery> MIAMI -- An 81-year-old woman who arrived in court Thursday in a wheelchair plotted to smuggle 9,931 doses of Ecstasy in her luggage on a flight from London, authorities said. <matts> hahah <[prefix]> haha <matts> What a doofus <skycriesx> whered u read that <myzery> the onion

#1988   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slant> The problem with having gone this long without whacking <Slant> is that I have no quality pr0n in which to celebrate the occasion <Slant> that now I can whack <Slant> and thus I feel the "moment" isn't right

#1989   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slant> Easy way to figure out which episodes Slant likes: <Slant> for x in StarTrek.Episodes[] <Slant> if (x.liked_by_everyone) <Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = TRUE; <Slant> else <Slant> Slant.likes_episode[x] = FALSE; <Slant> no wait. <mightyflo> hahahahahahahaha <Slant> Slant.hates_episode[x] = FALSE; <animegoth> lol <FutabaAoi> so you hate all of tng! <mightyflo> it's funny when you can debug someone's real life code

#1990   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<Slant> In the process of arguing for chinese food <Slant> I appear to have slipped my guilt in .. err .. inability to cook food. <Slant> If it reaches the complexity of boiling water, I don't have the attention span. <Slant> As such, we have had a few vict.. err .. accidents around the house. <Slant> So it looks like I'll be eating ramen tonight. Worse, I'll be eating it carefully monitored.

#1991   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<duk0r> Don't forget kids, the faster you download the bigger your penis is.

#1992   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

MrProgrmmr: I want to encode my sperms DNA with the DeCSS code, that way when I jack off, I'd be breaking the law

#1993   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

<cheezwiz> anybody know how to have WarCraft 3 run off of a bnetd server?? <eldee> cheezwiz: yeah <cheezwiz> eldee <cheezwiz> really? <eldee> cheezwiz: yeah! first, become a beta tester. then they'll give you a serial number you can use. its hella easy after that. you just hit connect <cheezwiz> eldee:wow u didn't help at all <eldee> cheezwiz: cool. mission accomplished

#1994   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

*** da-guvnor ([email protected]) Quit (If girls are made of sugar & spice......why do they taste of fish.)

#1995   + 0 -   X   C   17/01/26 21:08

e l i t e m r p: you think you're so smart cause you go to "school"